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#1281  Postby CookieJon » Jan 28, 2012 9:41 am

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1282  Postby Spearthrower » Jan 28, 2012 11:18 am

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How do you even respond to this? :argghh:



By asking whether it's a metaphor for the level of intelligence and knowledge one needs to posit gods.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1283  Postby cherries » Jan 28, 2012 8:43 pm

i've started working as a cashier recently and yesterday there was a long queue,so an old man asked two people if he could go before them while at the same time depositing his stuff on the counter,so i looked at them and since they didn't object i processed his stuff,that's when they started to talk to each other as if the guy wasn't there "i will let this one go by but god sees everything""well said " etc.
usually i would have sympathized with them but that man looked really upset and the whole self righteousness pissed me off.
still after the old man left that guy talked about how god would avenge him,i found that quite grotesque to wish hell on someone because they jumped a queue.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1284  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 29, 2012 6:02 pm

He didn't even jump the queue, he asked first.

What vindictive people.
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#1285  Postby cherries » Jan 29, 2012 6:15 pm

yup,though he didn't give them much of a chance to say no,what pissed me off is how they really put him down,you could see how humiliated he felt but of course god was on their side.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1286  Postby Emo Bear » Jan 30, 2012 11:38 am

cherries wrote:i've started working as a cashier recently and yesterday there was a long queue,so an old man asked two people if he could go before them while at the same time depositing his stuff on the counter,so i looked at them and since they didn't object i processed his stuff,that's when they started to talk to each other as if the guy wasn't there "i will let this one go by but god sees everything""well said " etc.
usually i would have sympathized with them but that man looked really upset and the whole self righteousness pissed me off.
still after the old man left that guy talked about how god would avenge him,i found that quite grotesque to wish hell on someone because they jumped a queue.

I would've trolled on the spot and told them, “Well, if one did not sin, then Muhammad died for nothing!”

Ooops! Wrong profit.

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1287  Postby Calilasseia » Jan 30, 2012 2:53 pm

cherries wrote:i've started working as a cashier recently and yesterday there was a long queue,so an old man asked two people if he could go before them while at the same time depositing his stuff on the counter,so i looked at them and since they didn't object i processed his stuff,that's when they started to talk to each other as if the guy wasn't there "i will let this one go by but god sees everything" "well said " etc.

Usually i would have sympathized with them but that man looked really upset and the whole self righteousness pissed me off.
still after the old man left that guy talked about how god would avenge him,i found that quite grotesque to wish hell on someone because they jumped a queue.


Of course, they wouldn't have been able to engage in sanctimonious posturing if they'd just told the old man to fuck off, would they? It really does testify to the level of nastiness inherent in some supernaturalists, that they feel it perfectly legitimate to use their magic man fantasies as a means of vomiting forth spite and bile of this sort.

So the old man in question jumped the queue? Whilst here in England, queue jumping is considered an offence punishable by flogging in many people's eyes, we also tend to make way for those in manifest greater need. So, for example, most people I know would happily wave someone in a wheelchair to the front of the queue. Likewise, if we find out that someone in the queue has a pressing medical need, for example, they're running close to the danger zone with respect to insulin shots as a diabetic, we'll let them advance to the front so that they can attend to this matter. I and many others will do this without a further thought, and what's more, we won't be doing it to try and earn imaginary brownie points with a cosmic peeping tom.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1288  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 30, 2012 3:12 pm

Around here it is common to wave someone ahead of you if they only have a very few items and you have a whole trolley full.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1289  Postby murshid » Jan 30, 2012 4:17 pm

Calilasseia wrote:we won't be doing it to try and earn imaginary brownie points with a cosmic peeping tom.

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1290  Postby cherries » Jan 30, 2012 11:47 pm

:this:

Calilasseia wrote:

Of course, they wouldn't have been able to engage in sanctimonious posturing if they'd just told the old man to fuck off, would they? It really does testify to the level of nastiness inherent in some supernaturalists, that they feel it perfectly legitimate to use their magic man fantasies as a means of vomiting forth spite and bile of this sort.


yup,i don't think they felt that they had done anything wrong at all.
actually germans in general aren't very religious even stranger then when i do come across it.

Onyx8 wrote:Around here it is common to wave someone ahead of you if they only have a very few items and you have a whole trolley full.


so it is over here too but maybe on the whole germans take the queue thing a bit more seriously than in the uk.
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I would've trolled on the spot and told them, “Well, if one did not sin, then Muhammad died for nothing!”

Ooops! Wrong profit.

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i'll remember that for next time :lol:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1291  Postby ChasM » Feb 02, 2012 5:59 am

Why should we believe in His Son Jesus? Because He is the one that toke away the penalty of sins in our place...

http://www.simplicityinthegospel.com/2011_01_30_archive.html

Dude, I totally agree. :smoke:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1292  Postby PCS » Feb 13, 2012 11:00 pm

Walking out of the cinema after having watched "The Exorcism of Emily Rose":

My friend: "That has really strengthen my belief in god",
Me: "You know we have just watched a film with a fictional story, don't you?"
My friend: "Precisely!!"
Me: :eh: :crazy:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1293  Postby PCS » Feb 14, 2012 12:14 am

MattHunX wrote:
cherries wrote:
murshid wrote:
cherries wrote:

another one which comes to mind is that women are like delicate little flowers :P


Hmmm... as the King said in 'The King and I', "A girl is like a blossom, with honey for just one man. A man is like a honey bee and gather all he can. To fly from blossom to blossom a honey must be free. But blossom must not ever fly from bee to bee to bee."
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:lol: ..honey bees are female :what:

Even so, it can be a nice analogy, in the brand new 'The Bible: Kindergarten Edition', a lovely way to say that basically men can go pimping all they want (but always with a different woman, got to have variety, aye?), but a woman cannot have the same freedom. And if some smart boy/girl points out how the analogy is flawed, will it raise the collective IQ? No. Because it doesn't work with adults, either, apparently. :lol: >> :nono: Stops being funny after a second.


Yeah, you can make your own analogies and make them sound prophetic and knowledgeable.

As my good friend once said, men are like keys and women like locks. A lock that can be opened by any key is simply useless however a key that opens any lock is a Master key. :naughty2:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1294  Postby jamest » Feb 14, 2012 12:50 am

Animavore wrote:"There used to be giants years ago according to the Bible".

"Bollox"

"There were. How else do you think they made the pyramids?"


(I'll leave you to work out which is me and which is him)

Then how do you explain The Giant's Causeway?
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1295  Postby Oldskeptic » Feb 14, 2012 1:47 am

jamest wrote:
Animavore wrote:"There used to be giants years ago according to the Bible".

"Bollox"

"There were. How else do you think they made the pyramids?"


(I'll leave you to work out which is me and which is him)

Then how do you explain The Giant's Causeway?


Now that is one of the silliest things that I have heard a believer say.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1296  Postby Calilasseia » Feb 14, 2012 7:59 am

jamest wrote:
Animavore wrote:"There used to be giants years ago according to the Bible".

"Bollox"

"There were. How else do you think they made the pyramids?"


(I'll leave you to work out which is me and which is him)

Then how do you explain The Giant's Causeway?


Are you serious?

Try a geology textbook.
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#1297  Postby LucidFlight » Feb 14, 2012 8:01 am

:lol: I very much doubt jamest is being serious.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1298  Postby redwhine » Feb 14, 2012 8:19 am

Calilasseia wrote:
jamest wrote:
Animavore wrote:"There used to be giants years ago according to the Bible".

"Bollox"

"There were. How else do you think they made the pyramids?"


(I'll leave you to work out which is me and which is him)

Then how do you explain The Giant's Causeway?


Are you serious?

Try a geology textbook.

Geology? Bollox(sic).

Here's what really happened...

Finn McCool (Fionn mac Cumhail) an Irish Giant lived on an Antrim headland and one day when going about his daily business a Scottish Giant named Fingal began to shout insults and hurl abuse from across the channel. In anger Finn lifted a clod of earth and threw it at the giant as a challenge, the earth landed in the sea.

Fingal retaliated with a rock thrown back at Finn and shouted that Finn was lucky that he wasn't a strong swimmer or he would have made sure he could never fight again.

Finn was enraged and began lifting huge clumps of earth from the shore, throwing them so as to make a pathway for the Scottish giant to come and face him. However by the time he finished making the crossing he had not slept for a week and so instead devised a cunning plan to fool the Scot.

Finn diguised himself as a baby in a cot and when his adversary came to face him Finn's wife told the Giant that Finn was away but showed him his son sleeping in the cradle. The Scottish giant became apprehensive, for if the son was so huge, what size would the father be?

In his haste to escape Fingal sped back along the causeway Finn had built, tearing it up as he went. He is said to have fled to a cave on Staffa which is to this day named 'Fingal's Cave'.

Other versions of the legend include Finn throwing a huge piece of earth which then became the Isle Of Man and the hole which it left behind became Lough Neagh.


(http://thenorthernirelandguide.co.uk/gi ... inn-mccool)

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#1299  Postby MattHunX » Feb 14, 2012 8:54 am

redwhine wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:
jamest wrote:
Animavore wrote:"There used to be giants years ago according to the Bible".

"Bollox"

"There were. How else do you think they made the pyramids?"


(I'll leave you to work out which is me and which is him)

Then how do you explain The Giant's Causeway?


Are you serious?

Try a geology textbook.

Geology? Bollox(sic).

Here's what really happened...

Finn McCool (Fionn mac Cumhail) an Irish Giant lived on an Antrim headland and one day when going about his daily business a Scottish Giant named Fingal began to shout insults and hurl abuse from across the channel. In anger Finn lifted a clod of earth and threw it at the giant as a challenge, the earth landed in the sea.

Fingal retaliated with a rock thrown back at Finn and shouted that Finn was lucky that he wasn't a strong swimmer or he would have made sure he could never fight again.

Finn was enraged and began lifting huge clumps of earth from the shore, throwing them so as to make a pathway for the Scottish giant to come and face him. However by the time he finished making the crossing he had not slept for a week and so instead devised a cunning plan to fool the Scot.

Finn diguised himself as a baby in a cot and when his adversary came to face him Finn's wife told the Giant that Finn was away but showed him his son sleeping in the cradle. The Scottish giant became apprehensive, for if the son was so huge, what size would the father be?

In his haste to escape Fingal sped back along the causeway Finn had built, tearing it up as he went. He is said to have fled to a cave on Staffa which is to this day named 'Fingal's Cave'.

Other versions of the legend include Finn throwing a huge piece of earth which then became the Isle Of Man and the hole which it left behind became Lough Neagh.


(http://thenorthernirelandguide.co.uk/gi ... inn-mccool)

Stuff your fucking 'geologydidit'. :tongue:



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#1300  Postby LucidFlight » Feb 14, 2012 8:59 am

True story! :nod:
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