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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5481  Postby Arcanyn » Apr 11, 2018 4:19 pm

When do I get paid for helping to fake the existence of Australia? Those acting classes weren't cheap.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5482  Postby BlackBart » Apr 11, 2018 8:48 pm

Soooo...Where do Kangaroos come from? :ask:
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#5483  Postby zulumoose » Apr 12, 2018 7:20 am

Kangaroos are a myth, they are mutant rabbits bred for the purposes of maintaining the deception.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5484  Postby Alan B » Apr 12, 2018 12:29 pm

BBC
More BBC lies about this 'Australia' place. The film in the link can only have been shot in the Middle East.

Take that Atheists! :snooty:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5485  Postby aban57 » Apr 12, 2018 1:52 pm

Women messing around, again...

This has been going on for a while now. Teachers and professors from across the country have been making their way to national headlines by making ludicrous claims on how women should behave/dress/live. It seems like this exclusive club of sexist academics is ever growing.

Not too long ago, a professor from Kozhikode ridiculed female students in his college for revealing their breasts like "slices of watermelon". Before that, a college principal from Mumbai said PCOS -- polycystic ovary syndrome -- happens to women who dress like men. Even before that, a nursing school in Kollam district forbade its female students to lock doors while changing, for they were worried that the girls were up to "lesbian sex".

Now, a teacher from Kerala claims that women who wear jeans -- wait for it -- give birth to transgender children.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5486  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 27, 2018 8:21 pm

A theist with reading and/or basic logic comprehension problems:
They:"Reality is what God makes it."
Me: That's a blind assertion not given in evidence.
They: Quoting my response and then this: "Does your mother Have serviving Children?"

Me: What's that got to do with your failure to defend your claim?
They: "It's not my job to prove a negative. Does your mother have surviving children?"
:picard:
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#5487  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 28, 2018 5:46 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

After explaining to them that they made an unsubstantiated positive claim that they need to defend, the theist, again, replies with this:
Does your mother have surviving children? I can't disprove something that doesn't exist.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5488  Postby THWOTH » Apr 28, 2018 8:42 am

That's funny. They are strong with the non sequitur. Just reply: So you're telling me the existence of God cannot be proven.

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5489  Postby Arcanyn » Apr 28, 2018 1:09 pm

Thomas Eshuis wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^

After explaining to them that they made an unsubstantiated positive claim that they need to defend, the theist, again, replies with this:
Does your mother have surviving children? I can't disprove something that doesn't exist.


"Actually, no, she doesn't have any surviving children. I died twenty years ago, and my ghost now haunts the internet, and I spend all my time observing what goes on there. By the way, what's with all the tentacle porn?"
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#5490  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 28, 2018 1:30 pm

Arcanyn wrote:
Thomas Eshuis wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^

After explaining to them that they made an unsubstantiated positive claim that they need to defend, the theist, again, replies with this:
Does your mother have surviving children? I can't disprove something that doesn't exist.


"Actually, no, she doesn't have any surviving children. I died twenty years ago, and my ghost now haunts the internet, and I spend all my time observing what goes on there. By the way, what's with all the tentacle porn?"

New response:
Religion: a belief or practice associated with a non apparent. It is just as religious to believe as not. ...Does your mother have surviving children?


And something which I guess they think passes for explanation:
Thomas Eshuis .... Is your having a mother logical?
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5491  Postby Alan B » Apr 28, 2018 2:04 pm

I'm feeling lonely. I haven't had a visit from them for weeks.

Last time the JWs came it was pissing down and bleeding cold. Didn't fancy chatting. Not that it would have done any good...
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#5492  Postby Scot Dutchy » Apr 28, 2018 2:52 pm

Have not seen them for years or the mormons.
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#5493  Postby laklak » Apr 28, 2018 3:19 pm

Haven't seen them around here in a while either, they used to come by at least twice a month.
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#5494  Postby Scot Dutchy » Apr 28, 2018 3:38 pm

Running out money finally?
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#5495  Postby Alan B » Apr 28, 2018 6:19 pm

Or maybe there aren't enough of them any more. :scratch:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5496  Postby laklak » Apr 28, 2018 6:47 pm

The ones that used to come by were ancient old women, so that's a possibility.

They're probably having roast beef 'n gravy with Jebus.
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#5497  Postby THWOTH » Apr 28, 2018 7:24 pm

Alan B wrote:Or maybe there aren't enough of them any more. :scratch:
Too many. Only a chosen 200,000 JWs get residents permits for paradise Earth.
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#5498  Postby Alan B » Apr 28, 2018 7:43 pm

Oh. It's gone up. I thought it was only 144,000?

And even then, it was 'men only'. No wimmin allowed.
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#5499  Postby THWOTH » Apr 28, 2018 8:21 pm

Men only? But who's going to scrub the stains out of their undercrackers?
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5500  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 29, 2018 6:29 am

Thomas Eshuis wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^

After explaining to them that they made an unsubstantiated positive claim that they need to defend, the theist, again, replies with this:
Does your mother have surviving children? I can't disprove something that doesn't exist.


After pointing out that their repeated posting of this question simply demonstrates their failure to defed their claim, they responded with this:
No sir. to solve a problem you must first define it. That is what we are doing.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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