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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5981  Postby Calilasseia » Mar 11, 2020 9:37 pm

I'm not about to hand out instructions to the usual suspects, but the suitably inventive [1] could assemble a working implosion device in fairly short order, and [2] figure out a way to acquire the fissile material without having any to start with.

Apply some diligent effort to the project, and a 100 KT yield device is within reach.

Find a way of integrating tritium into the device, and you could push that to 750 KT. Once again, I won't provide instructions.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5982  Postby Svartalf » Mar 11, 2020 9:56 pm

Well, there's a certain poster here of late who masters the English language to the same extent as the subjects on which he seems to fancy himself an expert and who seems to have the battiest notions.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5983  Postby DougC » Mar 24, 2020 10:15 pm

Ok, not 'say' as such, but on C4 news last night a reporter was doing a to camera bit outside Parliament and some baw bag was in the background holding up a placard telling the nation that Jesus Christ was returning. I think he will be disappointed as nobody is going out.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5984  Postby Aca » Mar 27, 2020 3:08 pm

battiesty and effin dangerous - it is being shared on FB :roll:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5985  Postby Spearthrower » Mar 27, 2020 3:11 pm

Aca wrote:battiesty and effin dangerous - it is being shared on FB :roll:


A friend messaged me saying that we should have listened to Gates 4 years ago and I replied that there's probably more people who think he's to blame for it than anything.

But if I were you Aca, whoever's posting this shit on your FB, I would take them to fucking task and embarrass the fuck out of them in front of all their friends, colleagues, and relatives, the drooling muppets.

Report that shit too.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5986  Postby Aca » Mar 27, 2020 3:15 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
Aca wrote:battiesty and effin dangerous - it is being shared on FB :roll:


A friend messaged me saying that we should have listened to Gates 4 years ago and I replied that there's probably more people who think he's to blame for it than anything.

But if I were you Aca, whoever's posting this shit on your FB, I would take them to fucking task and embarrass the fuck out of them in front of all their friends, colleagues, and relatives, the drooling muppets.

Report that shit too.


There are many PPL in the comments telling her that she's nuts, providing all kind of links and her reply is "Educate yourself" :doh:
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#5987  Postby Spearthrower » Mar 27, 2020 3:19 pm

Aca wrote:
Spearthrower wrote:
Aca wrote:battiesty and effin dangerous - it is being shared on FB :roll:


A friend messaged me saying that we should have listened to Gates 4 years ago and I replied that there's probably more people who think he's to blame for it than anything.

But if I were you Aca, whoever's posting this shit on your FB, I would take them to fucking task and embarrass the fuck out of them in front of all their friends, colleagues, and relatives, the drooling muppets.

Report that shit too.


There are many PPL in the comments telling her that she's nuts, providing all kind of links and her reply is "Educate yourself" :doh:



Well, I am glad that the balance is that way; when I had a little foray into LinkedIn a couple of years back, I ended up posting something on a Gates initiative for immunization programs and got set upon by a slew of deranged fuckwits from all over the world, none of whom had a scientific grasp higher than expected of an infant schooler. The only way they could pretend they were doing well was by telling each other that I was a paid shill! :lol:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5988  Postby Aca » Mar 27, 2020 8:27 pm

Maths, eh? :grin:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5989  Postby Fallible » Mar 27, 2020 8:39 pm

:shock:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5990  Postby Svartalf » Mar 27, 2020 9:28 pm

nice case of pareidolia
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5991  Postby Alan B » Mar 28, 2020 1:02 pm

I'll never drink that Corona stuff now... :snooty:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5992  Postby Arcanyn » Mar 28, 2020 1:45 pm

I guess it's really lucky that the number of the beast is 616 then.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5993  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Mar 28, 2020 3:46 pm

Alan B wrote:I'll never drink that Corona stuff now... :snooty:

Desperado is better anyway. :snooty:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5994  Postby Svartalf » Mar 28, 2020 3:49 pm

desperado is in the top 5 shittiest "beers" I ever had the displeasure of tasting... corona is nectar compared to it
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5995  Postby aban57 » Mar 28, 2020 6:16 pm

"You can't be good without God"...

Bullshit...
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5996  Postby Tinker Grey » Mar 28, 2020 8:42 pm

aban57 wrote:"You can't be good without God"...

Bullshit...

You just said "bullshit".

QED, motherfucker.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5997  Postby Svartalf » Mar 28, 2020 9:11 pm

You agree with the notion you need divine sanction to be good? because it REALLY IS bovine excrement, you know.
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#5998  Postby aban57 » Mar 28, 2020 9:51 pm

Tinker Grey wrote:
aban57 wrote:"You can't be good without God"...

Bullshit...

You just said "bullshit".

QED, motherfucker.


I'm confused. Am I the motherfucker here ?
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#5999  Postby Tinker Grey » Mar 28, 2020 10:06 pm

aban57 wrote:
Tinker Grey wrote:
aban57 wrote:"You can't be good without God"...

Bullshit...

You just said "bullshit".

QED, motherfucker.


I'm confused. Am I the motherfucker here ?

Just a joke. You said "bullshit" which "demonstrates" that you without God aren't good. So, you've "proven" the original point. Ergo, QED. Then for a topper, I say/said something worse.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6000  Postby Tinker Grey » Mar 28, 2020 10:07 pm

Svartalf wrote:You agree with the notion you need divine sanction to be good? because it REALLY IS bovine excrement, you know.

See above. I thought I was funny. Guess not.
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