Why God/Allah doesn't exist

chairman bill · #1 by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 8:54 am

Yes, that's right folks - God/Allah does not exist. Here's why ...

Odin. And the other Norse gods. It's logic & personal revelation. The logic is (in part) this; the Abrahamic godling said that there were no other gods but him. But that's not true; there's lots of other gods. Odin has spoken to me (that's the personal revelation bit), so proving his existence. For the god of Abraham to declare that he's the one true god, but for Odin's communication to prove this a lie, suggests that the god of Abraham (hereafter 'GoA') is in fact a deceiver, and so clearly Loki, trying in his inimitable way, to screw things up a bit, create discord, and generally be a bloody nuisance.

So there you have it. The GoA is in fact Loki. We know this because Odin is real (he's revealed himself to me via telepathic communication & vision), and if Odin is real, the GoA lied, so showing that he is in fact Loki. One fact reinforces the other. It is indisputable.

BTW, this in no way invalidates claims by Hellenics concerning Zeus et al, not least because the thought of Aphrodite in skimpy, diaphanous robes, quite appeals ...

chairman bill · #2 by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 10:16 am

Blimey. No bites?

Ihavenofingerprints · #3 by **Ihavenofingerprints** » Nov 17, 2011 10:27 am

I'm skeptical of your argument. If the Christian God doesn't exist, how do magnets work?

Or even better, how does Odin answer this equation?

mattwilson · #4 by **mattwilson** » Nov 17, 2011 10:32 am

Ihavenofingerprints wrote:I'm skeptical of your argument. If the Christian God doesn't exist, how do magnets work?

Or even better, how does Odin answer this equation?

Yeah, magnets.. how the fuck do they work?

chairman bill · #5 by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 10:34 am

Forget magnets. Triangles is the thing. And Odin has the triangle to end all triangles - the Walknut

Mazille · #6 by **Mazille** » Nov 17, 2011 10:37 am

chairman bill wrote:Yes, that's right folks - God/Allah does not exist. Here's why ...

Odin. And the other Norse gods. It's logic & personal revelation. The logic is (in part) this; the Abrahamic godling said that there were no other gods but him. But that's not true; there's lots of other gods. Odin has spoken to me (that's the personal revelation bit), so proving his existence. For the god of Abraham to declare that he's the one true god, but for Odin's communication to prove this a lie, suggests that the god of Abraham (hereafter 'GoA') is in fact a deceiver, and so clearly Loki, trying in his inimitable way, to screw things up a bit, create discord, and generally be a bloody nuisance.

So there you have it. The GoA is in fact Loki. We know this because Odin is real (he's revealed himself to me via telepathic communication & vision), and if Odin is real, the GoA lied, so showing that he is in fact Loki. One fact reinforces the other. It is indisputable.

BTW, this in no way invalidates claims by Hellenics concerning Zeus et al, not least because the thought of Aphrodite in skimpy, diaphanous robes, quite appeals ...

You are, of course, completely and utterly wrong and will go to hell. It's obviously Satan that's messing with you. Or it's Eris. :think:

I don't know yet. None of them answered to my emails yet. I'll keep you guys informed.

chairman bill · #7 by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 11:01 am

Oh come on. The Norse pantheon has Freya

and Frigga

and Skadi

whereas the god of Abraham has Jesus ...

and Satan has nerdy wankers who can't get laid ...

BTW, he's talking about how Satan helped him catch a really big fish. He's lying.

Doubtdispelled · #8 by **Doubtdispelled** » Nov 17, 2011 11:06 am

chairman bill wrote:quite appeals ...

Only 'quite'? That's a bit limp, isn't it?

chairman bill · #9 by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 11:11 am

Doubtdispelled wrote:
chairman bill wrote:quite appeals ...

Only 'quite'? That's a bit limp, isn't it?

It's my age. But you can get pills these days, or so I'm told

Doubtdispelled · **#10** by **Doubtdispelled** » Nov 17, 2011 11:14 am

chairman bill wrote:or so I'm told

I thought you were already using them. :roll:

Clive Durdle · **#11** by **Clive Durdle** » Nov 17, 2011 11:16 am

NO! The true way is the trinity of the dark goddess of chocolate, the ipu and the fsm!

Chocolate

On the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year about seven in the cool of the evening, the seven kings woodcraft folk were seated around a fire in the forest of Epping, having gathered the wood by hand (and added a few pallets brought in a nomadic caravan).

We had a dream of the promised land, a strange but well known goddess spoke to us, her works are renowned throughout the world from when her medicinal powers were found in the central americas and blended by her priests and priestesses into wondrous concoctions.

She did not reveal her name to us but her message was clear – we are to go into all the world and worship her. Her gospel is of peace and love.

She has already ordained festivities at auspicious times of the year and her bounty is freely available.

But she is not worshipped, hymned, adored, communed with. Where is the Liturgy?

Her holy texts have not been recognised, despite her prophetesses and prophets like Nigella Lawson, Green and Blacks, Dahl, Cadbury, and Joanna Harris.

Where are the pilgrimages, the retreats, the holy orders?

It is time the whole world found the new religion.

We are to gather together at regular times and places to commune with her.

Ecuador Dark be thy name….

The promised land is near us!

July 9, 2007, 12:19 AM

cajela

Amen! Preach it, brother! Saints Lindt and Cluizel be praised!

amaradulcis_nyx

I myself am a devoted follower of these prophets: Valrhona, Valor, Lindt & Sprüngli, and Scharffen Berger.....

http://clivedurdle.wordpress.com/2008/12/28/chocolate/

Sia · **#12** by **Sia** » Nov 17, 2011 11:16 am

chairman bill wrote:said that there were no other gods but him.

No. He said: "You shall have no other gods before me". Never was it implied that other gods does not exist.

chairman bill · **#13** by **chairman bill** » Nov 17, 2011 11:22 am

Oh, so even some Abrahamics accept that there are other gods. Well done. But many of your co-religionists seem confused on this matter. Taking a literal view of what your god says, presumably it is possible to have lots of gods, so long as your specific god is top god. That's interesting.

But he's still managed to leave people confused over this, with most asserting that he's the only god. Sowing that sort of confusion is Loki's work, so my logic still stands; the GofA is in fact Loki, so proving the truth of Odin and the Aesir & Vanir.

Sia · **#14** by **Sia** » Nov 17, 2011 11:41 am

chairman bill wrote:Oh, so even some Abrahamics accept that there are other gods. Well done. But many of your co-religionists seem confused on this matter. Taking a literal view of what your god says, presumably it is possible to have lots of gods, so long as your specific god is top god. That's interesting.

But he's still managed to leave people confused over this, with most asserting that he's the only god. Sowing that sort of confusion is Loki's work, so my logic still stands; the GofA is in fact Loki, so proving the truth of Odin and the Aesir & Vanir.

This will be your lesson 101 on gods.

A god is a supernatural deity[being] which have claimed, trough revelation, or have been claimed, to be immensely powerful.
Gods can co-exist, without any problems.
The 'g' in 'god', when referring to the Abrahamic-god, is capitalized for religious reasons. To show that one believes that such god be the only true of all that exists.
One of the commandments of God is that we only worship him, and that he be the only true god to us.

Fallible · **#15** by **Fallible** » Nov 17, 2011 11:47 am

How many gods do you think there are, Sia?

Sia · **#16** by **Sia** » Nov 17, 2011 11:48 am

chairman bill wrote:
and Satan has nerdy wankers who can't get laid ...

BTW, he's talking about how Satan helped him catch a really big fish. He's lying.

Haha. That was hilarious...
Now reading this:

Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

: http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967

[Spanish, Croation]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

DoctorE · **#17** by **DoctorE** » Nov 17, 2011 11:50 am

You guys have to learn Icelandic, Odin wills it

rJD · **#18** by **rJD** » Nov 17, 2011 11:51 am

Sia wrote:One of the commandments of God is that we only worship him, and that he be the only true god to us.

Bit insecure of him, given his omnipotence, donchathink?

trubble76 · **#19** by **trubble76** » Nov 17, 2011 11:52 am

Sia wrote:
chairman bill wrote:Oh, so even some Abrahamics accept that there are other gods. Well done. But many of your co-religionists seem confused on this matter. Taking a literal view of what your god says, presumably it is possible to have lots of gods, so long as your specific god is top god. That's interesting.

But he's still managed to leave people confused over this, with most asserting that he's the only god. Sowing that sort of confusion is Loki's work, so my logic still stands; the GofA is in fact Loki, so proving the truth of Odin and the Aesir & Vanir.

This will be your lesson 101 on gods.

A god is a supernatural deity[being] which have claimed, trough revelation, or have been claimed, to be immensely powerful.
Gods can co-exist, without any problems.
The 'g' in 'god', when referring to the Abrahamic-god, is capitalized for religious reasons. To show that one believes that such god be the only true of all that exists.
One of the commandments of God is that we only worship him, and that he be the only true god to us.

Oh, so there are many gods, the christians god being one of many. Did you research each of them before swearing allegance to your one, or did you simply pick the one that the people around were already with?

Fenrir · **#20** by **Fenrir** » Nov 17, 2011 11:53 am

DoctorE wrote:You guys have to learn Icelandic, Odin wills it

Bah. Killed one god, killed em all.