Scandinavian funnies....
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
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by Tursas » Feb 01, 2012 10:41 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#22 by Globe » Feb 02, 2012 7:29 pm
They speak pretty much like this where I have my house in Denmark.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTAl399hn4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg7iN5Q2kso[/youtube]
Nogle gange kan jeg ikke forstå hvad de siger.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTAl399hn4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg7iN5Q2kso[/youtube]
Nogle gange kan jeg ikke forstå hvad de siger.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#23 by Globe » Feb 02, 2012 7:53 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjfEo27riY[/youtube]
Om Gud og kirken.....
Om Gud og kirken.....
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#24 by Tursas » Feb 04, 2012 3:20 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWC_1GDzXI[/youtube]
I think I would try to look also, it's a rare chance after all.
I think I would try to look also, it's a rare chance after all.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#25 by Globe » Feb 06, 2012 1:15 pm
LOL 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=640wdDNPils[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=640wdDNPils[/youtube]
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As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
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As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#26 by akigr8 » Feb 06, 2012 6:40 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMKIE8vjBQI[/youtube]
I once applied for a job as a mustard cutter.
But unfortunately I wasn’t quite good enough.
But unfortunately I wasn’t quite good enough.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#27 by 210karman » Feb 06, 2012 8:01 pm
When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is. 
Lighthouses are more helpful then churches — Benjamin Franklin.
It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring - Robert Ingersoll.
It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring - Robert Ingersoll.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#28 by DoctorE » Feb 06, 2012 8:04 pm
The mayor of the capitol plays Jesus 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGFBhrNP84[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGFBhrNP84[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#29 by Weaver » Feb 06, 2012 9:41 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-qENAaNbM[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#30 by akigr8 » Feb 06, 2012 9:55 pm
210karman wrote:When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is.
This won commercial of the year award here in Norway, the lucky bride is played by a danish actress.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_8TGTKdrlY[/youtube]
I stumbled on this site http://zverige.com/kingkong/
I once applied for a job as a mustard cutter.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#31 by Globe » Feb 07, 2012 8:09 am
€ Weaver...
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As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#32 by Weaver » Feb 07, 2012 4:12 pm
He has a few cooking videos - I think I'd love meeting that guy, he seems just the right sort of crazy.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#33 by 210karman » Feb 07, 2012 6:57 pm
A Norwegian farmer told me found a dead Swedish wolf caught by the leg in one of his traps. I asked him how he knew it was a Swedish wolf. "It had chewed it's other three legs off".
Lighthouses are more helpful then churches — Benjamin Franklin.
It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring - Robert Ingersoll.
It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring - Robert Ingersoll.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#34 by Weaver » Feb 07, 2012 6:58 pm
OK, I'm stealing that and sending it to all my Norwegian friends from Afghanistan.
Awesome.
Awesome.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#35 by Globe » Feb 07, 2012 8:35 pm
Do you know how they play Hide and Seek in Sweden??
They don't. Who the hell wants to find a Swede???
They don't. Who the hell wants to find a Swede???
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#36 by Globe » Feb 08, 2012 6:42 pm
Did we scare off the Swedes? 
Why are Norwegian buses so wide???
Because they all want to sit next to the driver....
Why are Norwegian buses so wide???
Because they all want to sit next to the driver....
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As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
I don't accept sexism, no matter what gender is being targeted with an -ism.
As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#37 by Weaver » Feb 08, 2012 8:18 pm
Oh, can't be scaring the Swedes off - time for more Norwegian jokes.
Why are most Norwegian jokes one-liners?
So the Swedes will understand them.
Why are most Norwegian jokes one-liners?
So the Swedes will understand them.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#38 by Zwaarddijk » Feb 08, 2012 8:22 pm
Do you know why dance floors in Finland always are slanted?
So the blood will run off by itself.
[strictly not scandinavian, but close enough. Also, afaict, a Swedish joke.]
So the blood will run off by itself.
[strictly not scandinavian, but close enough. Also, afaict, a Swedish joke.]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#39 by akigr8 » Feb 08, 2012 9:18 pm
When I was a teenager I found this to be hilarious.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-J-dPO1Wgo[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....
#40 by Globe » Feb 09, 2012 1:36 pm
I grew up with this on TV.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkToO3tpDpQ[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkToO3tpDpQ[/youtube]
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As soon as I can find you a piece that hasn't gone rotten." - Globe
I don't accept sexism, no matter what gender is being targeted with an -ism.
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