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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#21  Postby Tursas » Feb 01, 2012 10:41 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#22  Postby Globe » Feb 02, 2012 7:29 pm

They speak pretty much like this where I have my house in Denmark.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTAl399hn4[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg7iN5Q2kso[/youtube]

Nogle gange kan jeg ikke forstå hvad de siger. :rofl:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#23  Postby Globe » Feb 02, 2012 7:53 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjfEo27riY[/youtube]

Om Gud og kirken..... :mrgreen:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#24  Postby Tursas » Feb 04, 2012 3:20 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWC_1GDzXI[/youtube]

I think I would try to look also, it's a rare chance after all.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#25  Postby Globe » Feb 06, 2012 1:15 pm

LOL :this: :mrgreen:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=640wdDNPils[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#26  Postby akigr8 » Feb 06, 2012 6:40 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMKIE8vjBQI[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#27  Postby 210karman » Feb 06, 2012 8:01 pm

When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is. :lol:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#28  Postby DoctorE » Feb 06, 2012 8:04 pm

The mayor of the capitol plays Jesus :)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGFBhrNP84[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#29  Postby Weaver » Feb 06, 2012 9:41 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-qENAaNbM[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#30  Postby akigr8 » Feb 06, 2012 9:55 pm

210karman wrote:When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is. :lol:

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This won commercial of the year award here in Norway, the lucky bride is played by a danish actress.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_8TGTKdrlY[/youtube]


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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#31  Postby Globe » Feb 07, 2012 8:09 am

€ Weaver... :rofl:
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#32  Postby Weaver » Feb 07, 2012 4:12 pm

He has a few cooking videos - I think I'd love meeting that guy, he seems just the right sort of crazy.
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#33  Postby 210karman » Feb 07, 2012 6:57 pm

A Norwegian farmer told me found a dead Swedish wolf caught by the leg in one of his traps. I asked him how he knew it was a Swedish wolf. "It had chewed it's other three legs off".
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#34  Postby Weaver » Feb 07, 2012 6:58 pm

OK, I'm stealing that and sending it to all my Norwegian friends from Afghanistan.

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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#35  Postby Globe » Feb 07, 2012 8:35 pm

Do you know how they play Hide and Seek in Sweden??

They don't. Who the hell wants to find a Swede???


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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#36  Postby Globe » Feb 08, 2012 6:42 pm

Did we scare off the Swedes? :shifty:

Why are Norwegian buses so wide???
Because they all want to sit next to the driver....
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#37  Postby Weaver » Feb 08, 2012 8:18 pm

Oh, can't be scaring the Swedes off - time for more Norwegian jokes.

Why are most Norwegian jokes one-liners?
So the Swedes will understand them.




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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#38  Postby Zwaarddijk » Feb 08, 2012 8:22 pm

Do you know why dance floors in Finland always are slanted?
So the blood will run off by itself.

[strictly not scandinavian, but close enough. Also, afaict, a Swedish joke.]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#39  Postby akigr8 » Feb 08, 2012 9:18 pm

When I was a teenager I found this to be hilarious.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-J-dPO1Wgo[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#40  Postby Globe » Feb 09, 2012 1:36 pm

I grew up with this on TV. :mrgreen:

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