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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#41  Postby Grimstad » Feb 09, 2012 2:08 pm

This guy walks into the store, steps up to the counter and says, "I'd like 3 pounds of lutefisk". The man behind the counter says, "Aw, you must be Norwegian.". "Why, because I ordered lutefisk?". "No, this is a hardware store".

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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#42  Postby akigr8 » Feb 09, 2012 5:42 pm

Globe wrote:I grew up with this on TV. :mrgreen:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkToO3tpDpQ[/youtube]

:rofl:
So did I, I have Fleksnes on DVD. Great times.

Classic :grin:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-nljXFHerk[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#43  Postby Globe » Feb 10, 2012 4:16 pm

Jeg boede langt nok nord i Danmark til at vi kunne tage Norsk TV. :mrgreen:

Dobbelt Fleksness. 8-)

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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#44  Postby akigr8 » Feb 10, 2012 4:25 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dirch Passer, legende!! :bowdown:

Det var snakk om at Dirch Passer og Rolv Wesenlund skulle lage en film isammen, men desverre så døde han før det.
Den filmen måtte bare ha blitt episk. :grin:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#45  Postby Globe » Feb 10, 2012 4:39 pm

akigr8 wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dirch Passer, legende!! :bowdown:

Det var snakk om at Dirch Passer og Rolv Wesenlund skulle lage en film isammen, men desverre så døde han før det.
Den filmen måtte bare ha blitt episk. :grin:

Åhh... det kunne have været godt. :bowdown:

De laver ikke den slags komikere mere. :(
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#46  Postby akigr8 » Feb 10, 2012 6:38 pm

Globe wrote:De laver ikke den slags komikere mere. :(

:this:

One for Animavore.
Geir sings famous Irish songs.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MidzgU2DrGY[/youtube]


He also sings Elvis from memory.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_fFI1DV5D4[/youtube]



the Geir-character must be based on the Swedish legend, Eilert Pilarm. :smoke:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MiJTxlEdtQ[/youtube]
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#47  Postby akigr8 » Feb 10, 2012 6:59 pm

Creed parody. :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesrksXptkw[/youtube]


And his Modern Talking parody.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JumK-HXFCk0[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#48  Postby Globe » Feb 10, 2012 9:13 pm

Er der nogle andre end (nogen) danskere der kan forstå det her? :P

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPBbKmAbYw[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#49  Postby akigr8 » Feb 11, 2012 11:39 am

Globe wrote:Er der nogle andre end (nogen) danskere der kan forstå det her? :P

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPBbKmAbYw[/youtube]

Jeg forstår litt, men... :scratch:

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Tursas wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw[/youtube]


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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#50  Postby Globe » Feb 11, 2012 4:28 pm

akigr8 wrote:
Jeg forstår litt, men... :scratch:

Tursas har allerede postet svaret:
-Snip-

:naughty2:

Well that's pretty much how they talk where I grew up.
Admitted... this is about 20 km north of "us", but I find myself back in school whenever I hear that guy. :lol:

Jeg troede du ville forstå det akigr8. Det er så tæt på Norge (ikke Norsk) som du kan komme i Danmark. ;)
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#51  Postby akigr8 » Feb 11, 2012 4:57 pm

Globe wrote:Well that's pretty much how they talk where I grew up.
Admitted... this is about 20 km north of "us", but I find myself back in school whenever I hear that guy. :lol:

Jeg troede du ville forstå det akigr8. Det er så tæt på Norge (ikke Norsk) som du kan komme i Danmark. ;)

Jeg har vært utrolig mye i Danmark, men denne forstod jeg ikke. :lol:
Har jukset litt og fant sangteksten: http://www2.net.dialog.dk/sange2/Sange%20II/S07D3D110

Mester kom te hai ha hatt hørt gehals= Mester kom til han ha'd' hørt jeg ga' hals
Hai=han
klugg=klud
mugg=muk
:what: :lol:

Morsom tekst på sangen. :thumbup:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#52  Postby Globe » Feb 11, 2012 11:50 pm

akigr8 wrote:
Globe wrote:Well that's pretty much how they talk where I grew up.
Admitted... this is about 20 km north of "us", but I find myself back in school whenever I hear that guy. :lol:

Jeg troede du ville forstå det akigr8. Det er så tæt på Norge (ikke Norsk) som du kan komme i Danmark. ;)

Jeg har vært utrolig mye i Danmark, men denne forstod jeg ikke. :lol:
Har jukset litt og fant sangteksten: http://www2.net.dialog.dk/sange2/Sange%20II/S07D3D110

Mester kom te hai ha hatt hørt gehals= Mester kom til han ha'd' hørt jeg ga' hals
Hai=han
klugg=klud
mugg=muk
:what: :lol:

Morsom tekst på sangen. :thumbup:

A trouer æt at do hierl har forstovn et. De æ jen møj specierl dialekt som æ ka forstovs a anner ind dem som har vovset op mier en.

Translation: Jeg tror ikke at du helt har forstået det. Det er en meget speciel dialekt som ikke kan forståes af andre den dem som er vokset op med den.
:rofl:

Her er en fra det område hvor jeg har mit hus i Danmark.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnMAKhL-FU[/youtube]

:rofl: Jeg kan kun forstå halvdelen. :shifty:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#53  Postby akigr8 » Feb 12, 2012 4:22 pm

Globe wrote:Translation: Jeg tror ikke at du helt har forstået det. Det er en meget speciel dialekt som ikke kan forståes af andre den dem som er vokset op med den.
:rofl:

:lay:
Bra trolling. :lol:

Globe wrote:Her er en fra det område hvor jeg har mit hus i Danmark.
[youtube]snip[/youtube]

:rofl: Jeg kan kun forstå halvdelen. :shifty:

:what: :lol:

Min dialekt(Stavanger, sør-vest Norge) i videoene under; mange dansker som slet med den da jeg prøvde å kommunisere med de.
Har måttet snakke engelsk til mange. :teef:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6AFk9kaWVk[/youtube]


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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#54  Postby Globe » Feb 13, 2012 10:25 am

Den første forstå jeg, men den anden. :shock:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#55  Postby akigr8 » Feb 13, 2012 4:09 pm

Globe wrote:Den første forstå jeg, men den anden. :shock:

:lol:
Den første er en finere versjon for at folk over hele Norge skal forstå den, det er den jeg bruker i Danmark.
Den andre er en parodi på sjømenn på 70-tallet, dialekten er fra de "lavere lag". Han snakker ganske bredt, men det er nærmere slik jeg snakker. :tongue:

Verdens historie med norsk vinkling. :)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WsuTHSGBGc[/youtube]


Sten - saks - papir :lol:
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#56  Postby Globe » Feb 14, 2012 4:49 pm

:rofl:
Thor Heyerdahl.

Og nu til noget helt andet....

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#57  Postby Globe » Feb 18, 2012 3:57 pm

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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#58  Postby Varangian » Mar 07, 2012 6:41 pm

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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#59  Postby akigr8 » May 08, 2012 9:15 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoxF-EJ-bs[/youtube]
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Re: Scandinavian funnies....

#60  Postby Globe » May 21, 2012 4:01 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWrXar5pDgA[/youtube]
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