laklak wrote:I want to know how they re-virginate.....

archibald wrote:

laklak wrote:I want to know how they re-virginate.....

I might be prepared to overlook the details.

""Zuhd (Book of Abstinence), Hadith 4337". Sunan Ibn Majah. 5. Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis."

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Anyhows, if you're not sure, maybe I can have yours. I reckon I could easily handle 144.

Presumably you'll still have the eternal erection part. What you do about that is none of my business. I suggest very loose clothing for starters.

Corneel wrote:So, if I understand that well when in heaven you get 70 women that were condemned to hell as your sex slaves (and two bots).

Dark energy wrote: well,friend,my ex wife ...

archibald wrote:

laklak wrote:I want to know how they re-virginate.....

I might be prepared to overlook the details.

""Zuhd (Book of Abstinence), Hadith 4337". Sunan Ibn Majah. 5. Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis."

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Anyhows, if you're not sure, maybe I can have yours. I reckon I could easily handle 144.

Presumably you'll still have the eternal erection part. What you do about that is none of my business. I suggest very loose clothing for starters.

romansh wrote:

Dark energy wrote: well,friend,my ex wife ...

It would appear your wife got out of hell early, for no doubt smart behaviour.

Dark energy wrote:that hadith is daif(weak) hadith and easily disregarded.

So, if I understand that well when in heaven you get 70 women that were condemned to hell as your sex slaves (and two bots).

Fallible wrote:You're the one who told us about her.

archibald wrote:

Dark energy wrote:that hadith is daif(weak) hadith and easily disregarded.

Unlike an eternal erection then.

Dark energy wrote:

So, if I understand that well when in heaven you get 70 women that were condemned to hell as your sex slaves (and two bots).

that story is weak.it is easily disregarded.

laklak wrote:Dear God, they aren't letting exes out of Hell are they????

archibald wrote:

Dark energy wrote:that hadith is daif(weak) hadith and easily disregarded.

Unlike an eternal erection then.

Tzelemel wrote:

Shrunk wrote:Poor Dark energy. He doesn't even realize how expertly you guys are playing him. It's almost unfair.

Shrunk wrote:

Dark energy wrote:yes,these 72 women are brand new.

Perfect case in point.

I know, right? I even put the emoji equivalent of a warning sign at the end of my little trap—effectively a preemptive rebuttal to his reply—and he still walked into it.

What's sad is that he doesn't even realise he's giving Islam a bad name. I'm seeing his posts, and thinking, "Wow, Islam sure is a terrible religion." And I'm pretty sure, given the flurry of responses against him, everyone else here thinks the same.