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#1  Postby Dark energy » Apr 26, 2017 10:04 pm

Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.
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#2  Postby BlackBart » Apr 26, 2017 10:07 pm

You heard it kids, straight from balloon knot central. :teef:
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#3  Postby theropod » Apr 26, 2017 10:12 pm

Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


Preach on brother!

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#4  Postby Blackadder » Apr 26, 2017 11:19 pm

Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


Majority of ignorant, misogynist cunts are Muslims.
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#5  Postby Matthew Shute » Apr 26, 2017 11:50 pm

Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


So here you're implying that all the godly grovelers and the pious and pitiful women-haters will end up in Jannah, while Sarah Haider is going to wind up in Jahannam? Well that's a grotesque inversion of values if ever there was one; but holy fuck, you're doing a lousy job of making the former pathetic fantasy world sound as appealing as the latter.
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#6  Postby Manticore » Apr 27, 2017 6:28 am

Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


Which is why any man with an IQ greater than that of a chicken would prefer Hell.
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#7  Postby Rumraket » Apr 27, 2017 8:00 am

Heh beat me to it, was about to say "all the more reason to want to go there". No wonder the devil said yes to the job-offering.
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#8  Postby Scot Dutchy » Apr 27, 2017 10:17 am

Once again the ignorance from islam is on display.
Myths in islam Women and islam Musilm opinion polls


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#9  Postby Tzelemel » Apr 27, 2017 2:32 pm

So, those 72 virgins for every male aren't women, then? Gotcha.

72 male virgins; I can live with that, or afterlive with that. Whatever the term is.
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#10  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 3:34 pm

Tzelemel wrote:So, those 72 virgins for every male aren't women, then? Gotcha.

72 male virgins; I can live with that, or afterlive with that. Whatever the term is.




few misconceptions
-72 hurul-cayn is not for every Moslem,those high in rank get it,like the prophets,pious people.the rest get 2.

-hurul-cayn were made in jannah ,they never saw planet earth.Gotcha.

-72 male virgins sounds like gay paradise world.
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#11  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 3:38 pm

Manticore wrote:
Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


Which is why any man with an IQ greater than that of a chicken would prefer Hell.


wow,so you consciously chosen to go to hell and not bother with heaven!

Your thinking on this matter is on par with satan.
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#12  Postby monkeyboy » Apr 27, 2017 3:41 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Tzelemel wrote:So, those 72 virgins for every male aren't women, then? Gotcha.

72 male virgins; I can live with that, or afterlive with that. Whatever the term is.




few misconceptions
-72 hurul-cayn is not for every Moslem,those high in rank get it,like the prophets,pious people.the rest get 2.

Except for the jihadists, suicide bombers and the ones who fly planes into buildings, they get 72 don't they?
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#13  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 3:47 pm

hardly,since their actions contradict the teachings of islam which is not to harm innocent people.
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#14  Postby monkeyboy » Apr 27, 2017 3:47 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Manticore wrote:
Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.


Which is why any man with an IQ greater than that of a chicken would prefer Hell.


wow,so you consciously chosen to go to hell and not bother with heaven!

Your thinking on this matter is on par with satan.

Is Hell what you think it is? If Satan is really this big ass bad guy, why would he punish people who sin? They've done his bidding. Surely he would reward them the worse they are. It would make no sense for him to punish them. Unless of course, he's in it with God and he works for god, punishing the sinners for god. And then if he's on God's side, he can't be that evil can he? He's doing god's bidding. But then that means god is in on the conspiracy to get people to sin if he's tolerating Satan encouraging sin all the time. Man this is some confusing stuff.
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#15  Postby monkeyboy » Apr 27, 2017 3:50 pm

Dark energy wrote:hardly,since their actions contradict the teachings of islam which is not to harm innocent people.

And yet very devout Muslims engage in jihad, which is supported in the Quran. Go figure
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#16  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 4:17 pm

monkeyboy wrote:
Dark energy wrote:hardly,since their actions contradict the teachings of islam which is not to harm innocent people.

And yet very devout Muslims engage in jihad, which is supported in the Quran. Go figure


i dont think that is jihad.
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#17  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 4:21 pm

Is Hell what you think it is? If Satan is really this big ass bad guy, why would he punish people who sin? They've done his bidding. Surely he would reward them the worse they are. It would make no sense for him to punish them. Unless of course, he's in it with God and he works for god, punishing the sinners for god. And then if he's on God's side, he can't be that evil can he? He's doing god's bidding. But then that means god is in on the conspiracy to get people to sin if he's tolerating Satan encouraging sin all the time. Man this is some confusing stuff.


where did you hear satan punishing people??

satan himself will be punished for misleading people,he is the enemy of humanity.
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#18  Postby Tzelemel » Apr 27, 2017 4:29 pm

Dark energy wrote:-72 male virgins sounds like gay paradise world.


Yes, but that's the heaven you described, one in which the vast majority of its inhabitants are male. Okay, so obviously not 72 virgins—I was just mocking your assertion—but heavily biased towards men. So any relationship in heaven would be between men, because of a lack of women.

Unless, you assert that your favourite deity will create a brand new woman for you in your afterlife, in which case, that says all there is about your religion, really. :nono:
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#19  Postby Dark energy » Apr 27, 2017 4:37 pm

yes,these 72 women are brand new.
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#20  Postby Matthew Shute » Apr 27, 2017 4:41 pm

Dark energy wrote:satan himself will be punished for misleading people,he is the enemy of humanity.


Yes, and Snow White will become the queen, and the seven dwarves will live happily ever after in a cottage near a mining site. What does any of this have to do with the price of fish, let alone the topic? Is this another thread you're going to drag off to a random tangent with inane pronouncements about a mythology you keep telling everyone you know very little about? The preaching, or the trolling, or whatever it is you think you're doing, is getting old.

[Edit | Note, the first couple of pages of this thread were originally posts in the Sarah Haider thread, hence my comment about DE going off topic. Obviously that no longer applies, and this post looks a little odd now, on the face of it.]
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