“It’s timeless! A book for the ages!”

*points out contradictions*

“You have to understand the nuance and language of the time it was written!”

well, that counts too when you try your hand at examining the countless diverging translations of the babble... you don't just have to know Greek ,you need to understand 1st century Koine Greek, and I'm not even counting the possible divergences between the Greek of the gospels and epistles and that of the Septuagint... Heck, in the 70 years Isralel has been around, modern hebrew has come to differ significantly from the language of OT.