I've joined Islam

Juliuseizure · #1 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 25, 2011 10:34 am

But I don't know how to pray. The wiki page is so nebulous as to be practically useless. I'm calling tinfoil hat on an Islamophobia tip actually. Asalamu alaikum.

Juliuseizure · #2 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 9:23 am

No reply. It's cold outside.

tuco · #3 by **tuco** » Jun 26, 2011 9:35 am

Once I joined a political party. Lasted about 2 days till I went to first bureau meeting. No mamasitas just a bunch of cunts! Did not even get a membership card.

Do you have a compass, a wristwatch and a carpet?

Juliuseizure · #4 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 9:41 am

I need to get round to leaving the labour party actually. Every month that donantion goes out. I find Miliband's support for same sex marriage cretinously intollerable. I don't know how to leave the labour party - it's like a shrouded secret, or apostacy.

Juliuseizure · #5 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 9:46 am

tuco wrote:
Do you have a compass, a wristwatch and a carpet?

East is east. Can't make up my mind about intoxicants and don't know how to pray tho; I'm such a kufar...and yet. Still no prayer mat. Don't know how to pray. Should get a wrist watch. Intoxicants are a real sticker.

tuco · #6 by **tuco** » Jun 26, 2011 9:55 am

Experience is the only knowledge.

But seriously, if I wanted to know more about Islam I'd go to a local mosque as our local Muslims seem alright despite their women cover too much for my taste. Last time we went to talk, we actually agreed on couple of issues, not the means to reach them though. They gave us uni press publication on Islam in the USA and some cookies. No intoxicants, not even for Hashishin, go figure.

Juliuseizure · #7 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 10:33 am

tuco wrote: No intoxicants, not even for Hashishin, go figure.

Peace bro, I'm working on it...in a lasse fair modus operandi.

(illicit emoticon).

Varangian · #8 by **Varangian** » Jun 26, 2011 10:33 am

My condolences.

Juliuseizure · #9 by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 10:38 am

I don't believe in my county's recent military deployments. The primary victims happen to be muslim, to boot. Islam means "surrender to god" and military means "surrender to command authority". There need be some surrender.

tuco · **#10** by **tuco** » Jun 26, 2011 10:49 am

From where I sit, there needs to be a dialog. If surrender, of hostilities, precedes it, then whats left? Western democracies often act like those who are to give advices, yet they fail to listen, look in a mirror and uphold their own principles. Give it time.

Clive Durdle · **#11** by **Clive Durdle** » Jun 26, 2011 10:52 am

Someone mention surrender? I thought Islam meant submission...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 888697427#

And this shows how to pray.

NineBerry · **#12** by **NineBerry** » Jun 26, 2011 11:14 am

Juliuseizure · **#13** by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 11:15 am

Straight gyms?

edit :happy birthday:

Paul G · **#14** by **Paul G** » Jun 26, 2011 11:25 am

Ihavenofingerprints · **#15** by **Ihavenofingerprints** » Jun 26, 2011 11:31 am

Good luck with your spiritual journey. Maybe the people at Shrunk's new forum can help you out with all your praying concerns.

Juliuseizure · **#16** by **Juliuseizure** » Jun 26, 2011 11:57 am

Do you agree with the tifoil hat brigade RE the wiki prayer page? Fiqh - Islamic justice.

rEvolutionist · **#17** by **rEvolutionist** » Jun 26, 2011 12:26 pm

Juliuseizure wrote:I need to get round to leaving the labour party actually. Every month that donantion goes out. I find Miliband's support for same sex marriage cretinously intollerable. I don't know how to leave the labour party - it's like a shrouded secret, or apostacy.

I tried to leave the Labor party here in Australia and they just refused to take no for an answer. They kept ringing me asking me to renew my membership by credit card over the phone. After saying "no" on about 3 seperate occasions, they just went ahead and billed my credit card for another year's membership. Corrupt fuckers.

talkietoaster · **#18** by **talkietoaster** » Jun 28, 2011 8:52 am

Why did you join aslan?

chairman bill · **#19** by **chairman bill** » Jun 28, 2011 9:03 am

Juliuseizure wrote:... I find Miliband's support for same sex marriage cretinously intollerable ...

Ah, you'll want the bigot's party, aka the Conservatives, or maybe UKIP

talkietoaster · **#20** by **talkietoaster** » Jun 28, 2011 9:08 am

chairman bill wrote:
Juliuseizure wrote:... I find Miliband's support for same sex marriage cretinously intollerable ...
Ah, you'll want the bigot's party, aka the Conservatives, or maybe UKIP

My father used to support UKIP then thought there not extreme enough and I found a nice letter from the BNP for my dad with a thank you for you donation LOL. Idiocacy as no bounds when my father uses the words conspiracy etc....

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