Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

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Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

#1  Postby Shrunk » Jun 12, 2016 9:13 pm

https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.co ... d-muscles/

So, I guess that's it, then. Allahu Akbar!
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Re: Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

#2  Postby Evolving » Jun 12, 2016 9:23 pm

*checks date*

Not April 1st.

What?
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Re: Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

#3  Postby crank » Jun 12, 2016 9:25 pm

This is aBismillah science from the University of Batnas in the Belfry. However, I could see how yelling "Bismillah-Allahu Akber" at steaks could improve them, just amplify the sound enough that it tenderizes the meat. That would doubtless be really loud, I mean really, but should work. Since gods rarely answer prayers, this could also test if that's because Allah is hard of hearing.
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Re: Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

#4  Postby tuco » Jun 12, 2016 9:29 pm

lol indeed, too bad it cant clean pigs.
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Re: Islam proven true, by study in Journal of Poultry Science

#5  Postby Oeditor » Jun 14, 2016 8:51 pm

Why are they wittering on about calcified areas when - as would be even more obvious if they'd shown both liver and both muscle sections together - the holy and infidel sections look totally different? Screaming at the chickens maybe turned them into pterodactyls. Now that would be real miracle!
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