Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam ... ???

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Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam ... ???

#1  Postby Calilasseia » Jan 16, 2017 11:01 pm

There are various reports circulating that actress and relentless party girl Lindsay Lohan has converted to Islam. Don't know how reliable these reports are, but speculation abounds after she deleted all of her social media posts, and replaced them with one post bearing the message "Alaikum salam". An example of the speculative reporting can be read here.

Needless to say, it's resulting in entirely predictable uproar in the Disunited States of Trump. :mrgreen:
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#2  Postby newolder » Jan 16, 2017 11:21 pm

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#3  Postby surreptitious57 » Jan 16, 2017 11:25 pm


This is reminiscent of Madonna adopting Kabbalah
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#4  Postby Evolving » Jan 17, 2017 8:49 am

On the plus side, if it's true, I can expect soon no longer to share a name with this ridiculous woman.
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#5  Postby Spinozasgalt » Jan 17, 2017 9:25 am

Good for her.
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#6  Postby Rumraket » Jan 17, 2017 1:08 pm

:rofl:

Coke or Islam. Well...
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#7  Postby Alan B » Jan 17, 2017 5:08 pm

I see she's adopted the non-Koranic hijab...

She obviously hasn't given much thought to this decision.
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#8  Postby Rumraket » Jan 17, 2017 7:05 pm

Alan B wrote:I see she's adopted the non-Koranic hijab...

She obviously hasn't given much thought to this decision.

The hijab is in the qu'ran. And the hadith.
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#9  Postby Blackadder » Jan 17, 2017 9:35 pm

I am finding it difficult to give a toss about what some vacuous idiot celeb is doing with her useless life.
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#10  Postby The_Metatron » Jan 18, 2017 12:16 am

Blackadder wrote:I am finding it difficult to give a toss about what some vacuous idiot celeb is doing with her useless life.

I'm with you, man. I didn't care last week, nothing's changed.
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#11  Postby The_Piper » Jan 18, 2017 12:26 am

She seemed to be a pretty good actress, and is a tremendous beauty. :shifty:
She just keeps doing stupid shit!
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#12  Postby Spinozasgalt » Jan 18, 2017 1:31 am

Question, Lindsay:

So, if you're a muslim, why are you white?
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#13  Postby Alan B » Jan 18, 2017 1:24 pm

Rumraket wrote:
Alan B wrote:I see she's adopted the non-Koranic hijab...

She obviously hasn't given much thought to this decision.

The hijab is in the qu'ran. And the hadith.

True. The word 'Hijab' is in the Koran.
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THE WORD "HIJAB" in the QURAN "Hijab" is the term used by many Muslims women to describe their head cover that may or may not include covering their face except their eyes, and sometimes covering also one eye. The Arabic word "Hijab" can be translated into veil or yashmak. Other meanings for the word "Hijab" include, screen, cover (ing), mantle, curtain, drapes, partition, division, divider.

Can we find the word "Hijab" in the Quran??

The word "Hijab" appeared in the Quran 7 times, five of them as "Hijab" and two times as "Hijaban,". See Quran 7:46, 33:53, 38:32, 41:5, 42:51, 17:45 and 19:17.

None of these "Hijab" words are used in the Quran in reference to what the traditional Muslims call today (Hijab) as a dress code for the Muslim woman.
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That Muslim women wear a head covering called the 'Hijab' is at the insistence of Islamic scholars interpreting the Koran as a means of subjugation and control of the gullible via Hadiths. This is in common with priests, clerics and scholars of all religions who like to extol their own version of their 'holy book' as a means of control.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam ... ???

#14  Postby Ven. Kwan Tam Woo » Jan 18, 2017 11:13 pm

And so we find in Lindsay Lohan a perfect microcosm of Western society in the 21st century: Having been psychologically destroyed by a toxic cocktail of sexual decadence, mass media sleaze, drugs, family breakdown, self-loathing, and nihilism born of estrangement from traditional values and community, this hollowed-out shell called Lindsay Lohan was made ripe for colonisation by the necrotic infestation known as Islam.

With her history as a left-leaning Hollywood celebrity, Lindsay and her ‘journey’ will be useful tools for the advancement of the Islamo-Socialist agenda, especially in the United States.
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#15  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Jan 18, 2017 11:29 pm

Previous post as whacky as Lohan :tinfoil:
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#16  Postby laklak » Jan 19, 2017 4:15 am

Stupid bint.
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#17  Postby Spinozasgalt » Jan 19, 2017 6:48 am

I just wish we could all get along like we used to in Middleschool. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat and be happy.
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#18  Postby Rumraket » Jan 19, 2017 1:23 pm

Ven. Kwan Tam Woo wrote:And so we find in Lindsay Lohan a perfect microcosm of Western society in the 21st century: Having been psychologically destroyed by a toxic cocktail of sexual decadence, mass media sleaze, drugs, family breakdown, self-loathing, and nihilism born of estrangement from traditional values and community, this hollowed-out shell called Lindsay Lohan was made ripe for colonisation by the necrotic infestation known as Islam.

With her history as a left-leaning Hollywood celebrity, Lindsay and her ‘journey’ will be useful tools for the advancement of the Islamo-Socialist agenda, especially in the United States.

Sexual decadence huh? And here I thought she was just stupid. :coffee:
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#19  Postby Calilasseia » Feb 14, 2017 12:53 am

Ven. Kwan Tam Woo wrote:And so we find in Lindsay Lohan a perfect microcosm of Western society in the 21st century: Having been psychologically destroyed by a toxic cocktail of sexual decadence, mass media sleaze, drugs, family breakdown, self-loathing, and nihilism born of estrangement from traditional values and community


Does this include the "traditional values and community" arising from the Abrahamic religions? Many of which have been demonstrated to be toxic themselves? Or are you trying to suggest that all that's needed for happiness and fulfilment, is to choose the "right" mythology?

Ven. Kwan Tam Woo wrote:this hollowed-out shell called Lindsay Lohan was made ripe for colonisation by the necrotic infestation known as Islam.


Would you rather she joined the Moonies? Or one of the weirder polygamist Mormon sects, such as the one led by Warren Jeffs, whose "traditional values and community" involved rampant games of Hide The Sausage with 12 year old girls? Or how about Westboro Baptist?

I'm certainly no fan of Islam, and even less so after I bought my own copy of an English translation of the Koran, to learn more about it, only to discover the the book bore the hallmarks of being the product of a psychosis. But the moment I see the words "traditional values and community" being injected into discourse, I am also minded to note the venomous absurdities inherent in numerous scions of Christianity. Ranging from the pus-filled ideological boil that is creationism, through to the disturbing number of children who have died in the USA, because their parents, all of them adherents of "traditional values and community" if you speak to them, preferred a mythological magic man over working medical science.

Ven. Kwan Tam Woo wrote:With her history as a left-leaning Hollywood celebrity, Lindsay and her ‘journey’ will be useful tools for the advancement of the Islamo-Socialist agenda, especially in the United States.


Last time I checked what socialism was about, courtesy of a little book you might have heard of called Das Kapital, socialism was an economic and political doctrine, whose originator was manifestly antithetical to religions of all species, and whose followers have largely maintained that hostility to religion since. The idea that any genuine socialist would line up behind Islam, either moderate or militant, is laughable to those of us who actually understand what the term means. This idea becomes even more laughable, when one considers an observable principle that has been repeatedly demonstrated to operate through recent history - namely, that religions have a habit of marching side by side with political and economic doctrines that most properly constituted socialists hate with a vengeance.

At this juncture, I realise I have potentially opened the door to the "No True Scotsman" fallacy with the above paragraph, but counter this quite effectively as follows: that defining text I cited above sets out in detail (frequently at an excruciating level, moreover accompanied by hideous levels of verbosity, that has also been replicated by subsequent adherents) the core principles of the doctrine, in a manner that is in places refreshingly free of the obscurantism and ambiguity found in mythologies. Though as I have just noted, succinctness seemed to be missing from Marx's literary toolbox. In the light of the above, it is fair to ask whether or not those claiming to be socialists, have actually read this text, understood its contents in detail, and decided to become adherents, because they considered those contents to be robustly convincing of the argument contained therein. For the same reason, I tend to be dismissive of a good few self-declared "religious adherents", when their public eructations demonstrate a near-absence of understanding of the requisite defining works.

Just for the record, I don't consider the contents of Das Kapital convincing, because I'm aware of the unsupported nature of critical doctrinal assertions lurking within that doctrine. But, having waded through that at times funereal text, I understand why people considered those assertions to be convincing when first presented, and why an increasing number of people may do so once again, as inequalities of a sort last seen in the 19th century are replicated here in the 21st. This, of course, does not add anything to the likely veracity of the unsupported core assertions, just as a passion for the requisite works does not magically stop the Harry Potter novels from being fiction. But whenever I see nebulous fabrications of the rectal passage, such as "Islamo-Socialist agenda", the SIWOTI itch inside me elicits an urge to expose these fabrications for the nonsense that they manifestly are.

Seriously, if you're going to start posting as if you've been employed by Breitbart, you might want to reconsider your tenure here, amongst people who can see through such drivel effortlessly.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam ... ???

#20  Postby NineBerry » Feb 15, 2017 4:18 pm


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Lindsay Lohan has denied rumors that she has converted to Islam. Lohan sparked the rumors last month when she deleted all of her previous pictures from Instagram and erased all previous posts from her Twitter account.

According to US Weekly, at the time of the great social media cleansing, a representative for Lohan stated Lindsay was in a “period of renewal” and trying to make positive changes in her life. Followers immediately assumed Lohan was converting to Islam because the words “Alaikum salam” were the only things left under her name on her Instagram. “Alaikum salam” is an arabic greeting meaning “peace be unto you.”

Lindsay had been spending a lot of time recently visiting Syrian refugees and the actress appeared to have been humbled by the experience. Lohan, who has struggled with addiction and legal issues in the past, appeared to be on some sort of spiritual and emotional journey but in a recent Facebook Live Q&A, Lindsay was able to clarify exactly what that meant.

When asked if she had converted to Islam, Lohan admitted to having an interest in it and studying the religion, but Lindsay was quick to point out she had not committed to being a follower.

“I’ve studied the Quran for quite some time,” Lindsay told the Daily Mail during the Q&A. “It’s a process to convert to anything. I respect all religions… it’s a beautiful religion and i am a very spiritual person… it’s something I’ve been studying. You cant just convert overnight to a religion.

While Lindsay confirmed she had not converted to Islam, Lohan did admit that there was still a possibility. “Anything’s possible,” Lindsay said before elaborating. “This is more of a personal journey. A lot of different religions and spiritualities appeal to me.”

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