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Women pay to remove ‘ugly’ demons

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jan 10, 2012 11:49 am

Psst Allah, Muhammad..
MANY women intent on remaining young and beautiful have resorted to a treatment involving the exorcism of demons from their body, Metro Ahad reported.

A practitioner in Kota Baru told the paper she charged these women from RM50 for just a facial treatment to RM400 for a complete “overhaul” of their body.

Kak Mah, as she likes to be known, said she catered for women who desired firmer breasts and buttocks, more pointed noses and chins and other beauty treatments.

“Satan dwells in everyone's body and because of this a lot of ugly things happen to us, such as being unattractive and facing a host of other problems,” she said.

Kak Mah added that she casts out demons by whispering Allah's name and a doa (supplication) as well as reciting specific holy verses.

The women are given an antidote to drink, a body massage to reduce cholesterol from the body and a floral bath at the end of the beauty ritual.

The treatment is given over three consecutive days, with each session lasting about six hours.

Kak Mah, 50, a single mother, said she also treats stroke patients and those possessed by spirits.

The paper reported confessions by two stewardesses that they did not mind taking the exorcism beauty treatment as long as it did not cloud their religious beliefs or harm their body.

Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?fi ... sec=nation
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#2  Postby trubble76 » Jan 10, 2012 11:59 am

A fool and her money...
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#3  Postby JoeB » Jan 10, 2012 3:58 pm

I'll set up a shop next door, allowing them to have their 'stupid' demons removed when they realise they've been duped. :P
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#4  Postby Oeditor » Jan 12, 2012 11:15 am

What is it about monotheistic religions that they have demons and djinn and angels and buraqs - all lesser supernatural beings? Not to mention the great Satan? Surely their god-man is just top-dog on a heap of lesser gods. As, ISTR, can be shown forensically by traces in their literature.
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#5  Postby lordshipmayhem » Jan 12, 2012 4:47 pm

It's not nice for women to call their husbands "ugly demons". The men in question don't have supernatural power, and therefore can't be demons.

"Ugly", I should note, is not necessarily a descriptor of one's physical appearance.
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#6  Postby Oeditor » Jan 14, 2012 11:45 pm

It would be cheaper to just keep their burkhas on all the time.
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