On The Variation Of Female Biological Nomenclature By Country

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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#21  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Oct 31, 2010 11:37 am

We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#22  Postby Weaver » Oct 31, 2010 11:38 am

Animavore wrote:I knew Americans wouldn't get it.

Now, now - don't generalize or stereotype. I got it just fine, thank you very much. So lets not slag off anyone's nationality over jokes, OK?

It was the Canuk who didn't get it ... ;)
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#23  Postby twistor59 » Oct 31, 2010 11:39 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.



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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#24  Postby Animavore » Oct 31, 2010 11:39 am

Weaver wrote:
Animavore wrote:I knew Americans wouldn't get it.

Now, now - don't generalize or stereotype. I got it just fine, thank you very much. So lets not slag off anyone's nationality over jokes, OK?

It was the Canuk who didn't get it ... ;)


Is that what you call them?
We call them "Americans".
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#25  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Oct 31, 2010 11:41 am

twistor59 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.



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I'm in agreement. It seems this is an issue that needs to be addressed here.
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#26  Postby Durro » Oct 31, 2010 11:41 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.


I was going to make a comment about a Vulva being a Swedish make of motor vehicle, but seeing that I got a distinction for anatomy at university, I'll accept that what you're saying is technically correct Rachel.

For future reference though, what many non- Nth American english speakers refer to as a fanny, you guys would call a pussy. And we still laugh at you kicking someone up the fanny. Well, some of us wince actually...
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#27  Postby Animavore » Oct 31, 2010 11:43 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:
twistor59 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.



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I'm in agreement. It seems this is an issue that needs to be addressed here.


But I don't even know the names of all the parts of the male genitalia yet.
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#28  Postby Scarlett » Oct 31, 2010 11:49 am

Weaver wrote:
Animavore wrote:I knew Americans wouldn't get it.

Now, now - don't generalize or stereotype. I got it just fine, thank you very much. So lets not slag off anyone's nationality over jokes, OK?

It was the Canuk who didn't get it ... ;)


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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#29  Postby vsop44 » Oct 31, 2010 3:10 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:We say cunt all the time. My boyfriend loves to call me a cunt. I call my mom and sister cunts. It's a national passtime.

It is not however a Canadian who equated girly parts with the vagina.

The whole thing is called "female genitalia" just as the whole thing on a male is "male genitalia".

"Vulva" isn't a part. It's all the external parts of which the vagina ia not a part. Only the vaginal opening, "the hole", is part of the vulva.

The vagina is the tube that leads to the cervix and then uterus. That's it.


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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#30  Postby Dries van Tonder » Oct 31, 2010 3:30 pm

:this: :rofl:
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Re: On The Variation Of Female Biological Nomenclature By Co

#31  Postby Animavore » Nov 01, 2010 8:25 am

This thread... Really?!

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Re: On The Variation Of Female Biological Nomenclature By Co

#32  Postby Mazille » Nov 01, 2010 8:29 am

Well, now that this thread was split to a science forum keep the banter to a minimum and cut out the silliness. Scientists don't do that humour thingy... :coffee:


Oh, never mind. It's in Linguistics. Those are not scientists...
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#33  Postby Animavore » Nov 01, 2010 8:32 am

It should be in cunnilinguistics.
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Re: On The Variation Of Female Biological Nomenclature By Co

#34  Postby Mazille » Nov 01, 2010 8:34 am

Animavore wrote:It should be in cunnilinguistics.

Cunning pun you did there. :coffee: Just fannytastic.
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Re: On The Variation Of Female Biological Nomenclature By Co

#35  Postby RaspK » Dec 02, 2010 10:11 am

"Fanny/girly bits/pussy" et cetera actually generally refer to the compound "part" of both the vulva and the vagina; according to the context, however, the focus is either external (vulva) or internal (vagina). It is the same as saying "package/junk" with men, which refers to either or both the penis and the testes/scrotum accordingly.
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#36  Postby Launion » Dec 02, 2010 10:20 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:I just thought it might refer to women getting fat after having kids or something which almost made sense but didn't entirely.

Seems awfully silly to refer to the entirety of the female genitalia as singular. If fanny = girl parts, it's not a singular entity. If fanny = vagina then it doesn't refer to girl parts at all. It refers to A girl part - the fibromuscular tubular tract between the outside of the body and the uterus. "Vagina" does not mean "female ganitalia". It is but one small part of the puzzle.

I'm not American either.

i just saw a show on aljazeerah cable that CANADA has in recent times launched themselves on a fanatical pro israel campaign and gods promise of free land for special persons.. So one wouldnt be promoting one's Canadian credentials for a while ...

which means Canadians have turned themselves into a nation of female genetilias eg ccccccrunts
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Re: Jokes so bad - they're good.

#37  Postby trubble76 » Dec 02, 2010 11:53 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:I just thought it might refer to women getting fat after having kids or something which almost made sense but didn't entirely.

Seems awfully silly to refer to the entirety of the female genitalia as singular. If fanny = girl parts, it's not a singular entity. If fanny = vagina then it doesn't refer to girl parts at all. It refers to A girl part - the fibromuscular tubular tract between the outside of the body and the uterus. "Vagina" does not mean "female ganitalia". It is but one small part of the puzzle.

I'm not American either.


Since we're being picky, you are just as American as those from The USA and Mexico, etc. Your continent is America, or am I mistaken?
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