#13
by Millefleur » Aug 29, 2010 12:31 am
I've so far been too young, on far too many drugs, pregnant, breastfeeding, or lazy/busy, roughly in that order. I think I'm AB-, though it may be AB+, had to give blood every month for tests while pregnant but that was 3 years ago, can't be sure of blood type without digging for medical documents. I see the signs up from time to time and think I must go but its probably not a good idea with small children and a dog in tow. Also I've been told I have 'incompetant veins', during pregnancy drawing blood usually involved one midwife jabbing me in various spots for 5 minutes before calling in another midwife to do the same, followed by a nurse and then a doctor if one was available, finishing with me staggering out with bruised and bloodied bandaged arms, leaving behind a pile of discarded half-filled tubes and a group of embarrassed medical proffessionals. I spent two full pregnancies with arms constantly so bady bruised it hurt to bend them at the elbow, but funnily enough if I cut myself I can bleed for England. Maybe the blood harvesters can just give me a bucket and jab me with a pin.
'Scuse my spelling, my keyboards a c*nt and i don't have a spellcheck to tell me when I've not hit a key hard enough, o too hard.
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