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Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

#1  Postby Animavore » Jan 16, 2019 3:04 pm

An Irish medical journal has warned the public of the dangers of medical experimentation after a man admitted injecting himself with his own semen to treat back pain.

The case, detailed in this month’s Irish Medical Journal, involved a 33-year-old man who had presented to doctors complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain for days after lifting a heavy steel object.

While the man had a history of chronic low back pain, a further examination revealed a red rash on his right upper arm - and the patient subsequently admitted he had been injecting himself with his own semen for a year and a half.

“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.


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#2  Postby TopCat » Jan 16, 2019 3:50 pm

Quite a spunky guy.
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#3  Postby blindfaith » Jan 16, 2019 3:54 pm

jizz us a break!
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#4  Postby Sendraks » Jan 16, 2019 4:15 pm

Aw cum on!
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#5  Postby felltoearth » Jan 16, 2019 4:19 pm

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#6  Postby Alan B » Jan 16, 2019 4:20 pm

Wanker.
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#7  Postby Animavore » Jan 16, 2019 4:26 pm

The mad bastard discharged himself.
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#8  Postby Fallible » Jan 16, 2019 8:38 pm

I doubt it'll make a vas deferens.
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#9  Postby Matt_B » Jan 16, 2019 9:13 pm

I'm wondering if anyone in the medical profession ever told him to go fuck himself.
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#10  Postby The_Piper » Jan 16, 2019 9:15 pm

All these Johnny cum lately's, thinking they know better than doctors.
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#11  Postby Cito di Pense » Jan 16, 2019 9:17 pm

"We shouldn't be over-eager to testes innovative therapies", says one health ex-spurt.

Another says, "I wouldn't give this one a second glans."
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#12  Postby rplatell » Jan 17, 2019 2:17 am

Obviously, it was erective surgery.
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#13  Postby DougC » Jan 18, 2019 12:32 am

Not going to take it as a suppositorie.
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#14  Postby surreptitious57 » Jan 18, 2019 1:41 am


Two pricks required : one to shoot it out and one to shoot it back in
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#15  Postby OlivierK » Jan 18, 2019 4:44 am

How do you suppose a guy with such keenness for his own jism got a chronically bad back in the first place? :scratch:
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#16  Postby Cito di Pense » Jan 18, 2019 7:02 am

Hands down, the guy went off half-cocked trying to sement his scientific reputation while developing an ex-sperm-mental medical procedure. Somehow it ended not quite being a stroke of genius.
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#17  Postby Rumraket » Jan 18, 2019 11:02 am

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#18  Postby TopCat » Jan 18, 2019 12:23 pm

Toxic masculinity.
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#19  Postby Cito di Pense » Jan 18, 2019 12:39 pm

Dumbest thang ah ever seed in all mah born days.
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#20  Postby Fallible » Jan 18, 2019 9:39 pm

Mine was the best.
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