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Re: Hello hello hello

#361  Postby Evolving » Jul 04, 2014 1:26 pm

Scarlett wrote:...I am currently working on saving the world...


So what's taking you so long?
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Re: Hello hello hello

#362  Postby Doubtdispelled » Jul 04, 2014 1:51 pm

Evolving wrote:
Scarlett wrote:...I am currently working on saving the world...


So what's taking you so long?

She's trying to do it one baby turtle at a time......
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Re: Hello hello hello

#363  Postby Fallible » Jul 04, 2014 2:49 pm

Scarlett wrote:
Fallible wrote:Welcome, Scarlett. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?


Well, hi Fall, I'm 26 and extremely good looking. I have 4 degrees, in various sciencey things you probably wouldn't understand, and I am currently working on saving the world. In my spare time I like to go to exotic countries and flip baby turtles that otherwise wouldn't make it to the sea after hatching. And I like to build orphanages, especially in war zones.

I don't drink, smoke or do sex. I eat organic vegan, except for the odd treat when I like to partake of one square of Dairy Milk.


You've changed. :nono:
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#364  Postby scott1328 » Jul 04, 2014 3:26 pm

Do organic Vegans taste like chicken?
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Re: Hello hello hello

#365  Postby Fallible » Jul 04, 2014 3:29 pm

That's one for the "no" thread. Or ees eet...
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Re: Hello hello hello

#366  Postby Evolving » Jul 04, 2014 3:31 pm

Only one way to find out.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#367  Postby Fallible » Jul 04, 2014 3:34 pm

Fight..?
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Re: Hello hello hello

#368  Postby Ironclad » Jul 04, 2014 5:30 pm

Can anyone else smell burning underwear?
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Re: Hello hello hello

#369  Postby chairman bill » Jul 04, 2014 5:33 pm

Hullo
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Re: Hello hello hello

#370  Postby Scarlett » Jul 04, 2014 5:40 pm

Sorry, been busy turtle flipping.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#371  Postby campermon » Jul 04, 2014 5:55 pm

:wave:

Hello, and welcome into the lifeboat ! You sound like a really glamorous person and the sort of member we like here!

This is our greeting for all new members and contains some useful stuff for you.

If you haven't seen it already, you may want to take a look at our New Members' Welcome Pack which will give you some helpful resources such as how to modify your membership display settings, how to navigate around the forum, point you to some threads which address commonly asked questions from newbies, and gives you some handy links to other sites which will help you develop your skepticism. It also contains our forum rules, which we ask that you abide by at all times.

If you're new to this type of phpBB software on forums, you might like to take a look at our Handy Hints for Posting On The Forum, which will show you how to change your text, insert images & youtube clips, and do some other cool stuff.

And finally, as a house warming present for you, here's a few laughs for your entertainment.

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Re: Hello hello hello

#372  Postby Scarlett » Jul 04, 2014 6:00 pm

I'm going to be honest here Campmum, unlike all the other n00bs, and tell you straight that I'm probably not going to actually rad any of that. I prefer to wing it.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#373  Postby campermon » Jul 04, 2014 6:05 pm

Scarlett wrote:I'm going to be honest here Campmum, unlike all the other n00bs, and tell you straight that I'm probably not going to actually rad any of that. I prefer to wing it.


As long as you stick to the rules, no problem.

I'm so glad to see a new member like you here; we used to home to really boring types. I remember one called Paulanumbers who was fucking awful.

Glad to have you aboard!

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Re: Hello hello hello

#374  Postby Scarlett » Jul 04, 2014 6:08 pm

:yuk:

She sounds awful!

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#375  Postby campermon » Jul 04, 2014 6:18 pm

Scarlett wrote::yuk:

She sounds awful!

:ask:


The absolute pits. :nod:
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Re: Hello hello hello

#376  Postby Fallible » Jul 04, 2014 7:36 pm

And she stank of piss.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#377  Postby Scarlett » Jul 04, 2014 7:56 pm

:ask:

:eh:

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Re: Hello hello hello

#378  Postby Spinozasgalt » Jul 05, 2014 12:39 am

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend - the boy who's name is Vitorino. Ha! I don't want him, can't stand him. He was no good so I... ha ha ha... Now come on. What was I supposed to do? He was out of town. And his two friends were soooo fiiiiine.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#379  Postby Fallible » Jul 05, 2014 1:01 pm

LEARN TO USE AN APOSTROPHE, BICHES!

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Re: Hello hello hello

#380  Postby Evolving » Jul 05, 2014 1:11 pm

How extremely stupid not to have thought of that - T.H. Huxley
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