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**#361** · **#361** by **Evolving** » Jul 04, 2014 1:26 pm

Scarlett wrote:...I am currently working on saving the world...

So what's taking you so long?

**#362** · **#362** by **Doubtdispelled** » Jul 04, 2014 1:51 pm

Evolving wrote:
Scarlett wrote:...I am currently working on saving the world...

So what's taking you so long?

She's trying to do it one baby turtle at a time......

**#363** · **#363** by **Fallible** » Jul 04, 2014 2:49 pm

Scarlett wrote:
Fallible wrote:Welcome, Scarlett. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?

Well, hi Fall, I'm 26 and extremely good looking. I have 4 degrees, in various sciencey things you probably wouldn't understand, and I am currently working on saving the world. In my spare time I like to go to exotic countries and flip baby turtles that otherwise wouldn't make it to the sea after hatching. And I like to build orphanages, especially in war zones.

I don't drink, smoke or do sex. I eat organic vegan, except for the odd treat when I like to partake of one square of Dairy Milk.

You've changed. :nono:

**#364** · **#364** by **scott1328** » Jul 04, 2014 3:26 pm

Do organic Vegans taste like chicken?

**#365** · **#365** by **Fallible** » Jul 04, 2014 3:29 pm

That's one for the "no" thread. Or ees eet...

**#366** · **#366** by **Evolving** » Jul 04, 2014 3:31 pm

Only one way to find out.

**#367** · **#367** by **Fallible** » Jul 04, 2014 3:34 pm

Fight..?

**#368** · **#368** by **Ironclad** » Jul 04, 2014 5:30 pm

Can anyone else smell burning underwear?

**#369** · **#369** by **chairman bill** » Jul 04, 2014 5:33 pm

Hullo

**#370** · **#370** by **Scarlett** » Jul 04, 2014 5:40 pm

Sorry, been busy turtle flipping.

**#371** · **#371** by **campermon** » Jul 04, 2014 5:55 pm

Hello, and welcome into the lifeboat ! You sound like a really glamorous person and the sort of member we like here!

This is our greeting for all new members and contains some useful stuff for you.

If you haven't seen it already, you may want to take a look at our New Members' Welcome Pack which will give you some helpful resources such as how to modify your membership display settings, how to navigate around the forum, point you to some threads which address commonly asked questions from newbies, and gives you some handy links to other sites which will help you develop your skepticism. It also contains our forum rules, which we ask that you abide by at all times.

If you're new to this type of phpBB software on forums, you might like to take a look at our Handy Hints for Posting On The Forum, which will show you how to change your text, insert images & youtube clips, and do some other cool stuff.

And finally, as a house warming present for you, here's a few laughs for your entertainment.

:beer:

**#372** · **#372** by **Scarlett** » Jul 04, 2014 6:00 pm

I'm going to be honest here Campmum, unlike all the other n00bs, and tell you straight that I'm probably not going to actually rad any of that. I prefer to wing it.

**#373** · **#373** by **campermon** » Jul 04, 2014 6:05 pm

Scarlett wrote:I'm going to be honest here Campmum, unlike all the other n00bs, and tell you straight that I'm probably not going to actually rad any of that. I prefer to wing it.

As long as you stick to the rules, no problem.

I'm so glad to see a new member like you here; we used to home to really boring types. I remember one called Paulanumbers who was fucking awful.

Glad to have you aboard!

:grin:

**#374** · **#374** by **Scarlett** » Jul 04, 2014 6:08 pm

She sounds awful!

:ask:

**#375** · **#375** by **campermon** » Jul 04, 2014 6:18 pm

Scarlett wrote::yuk:

She sounds awful!

The absolute pits. :nod:

**#376** · **#376** by **Fallible** » Jul 04, 2014 7:36 pm

And she stank of piss.

**#377** · **#377** by **Scarlett** » Jul 04, 2014 7:56 pm

**#378** · **#378** by **Spinozasgalt** » Jul 05, 2014 12:39 am

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend - the boy who's name is Vitorino. Ha! I don't want him, can't stand him. He was no good so I... ha ha ha... Now come on. What was I supposed to do? He was out of town. And his two friends were soooo fiiiiine.

**#379** · **#379** by **Fallible** » Jul 05, 2014 1:01 pm

LEARN TO USE AN APOSTROPHE, BICHES!

**#380** · **#380** by **Evolving** » Jul 05, 2014 1:11 pm

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