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Re: Hello hello hello

#401  Postby hackenslash » Jan 28, 2015 9:56 pm

Welcome. Again. :cheers:
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Re: Hello hello hello

#402  Postby scott1328 » Jan 28, 2015 10:06 pm

You're back just in time: I believe Maxine/Marlene/Blowup-Dollene's boyfriend is trolling the forum again. IIRC, he really took a shine to you.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#403  Postby Ironclad » Jan 28, 2015 10:07 pm

:wave:

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Re: Hello hello hello

#404  Postby BlackBart » Jan 28, 2015 10:36 pm

:tehe:
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Re: Hello hello hello

#405  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 29, 2015 1:48 am

Who?
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Re: Hello hello hello

#406  Postby Scarlett » Jan 29, 2015 7:48 am

Onyx8 wrote:Who?


Meh, I know you loves me :heart:

Thanks Ironclad you big pain in the arse. Stop encouraging them ffs :whine:
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Re: Hello hello hello

#407  Postby Fallible » Jan 29, 2015 7:50 am

Hmm...overly familiar with the membership while masquerading as a new member...I smell a sock puppet.
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Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#408  Postby Spinozasgalt » Jan 29, 2015 8:54 am

Emphasis on the smell. I suppose it's a result of the neck rubbing and grease conglomerating upon it. A problem perhaps significantly worsened by a severe scarf deficiency.

EDIT: Next? Neck, you freak.
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Re: Hello hello hello

#409  Postby surreptitious57 » Jan 29, 2015 9:51 am

Some might smell a sock puppet
But all I can sniff is just this sock
So what to with the superfluous puppet
Swop p for m and change it to a muppet
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Re: Hello hello hello

#410  Postby Made of Stars » Jan 29, 2015 9:55 am

Surr sniffing Scarlett's socks? Sounds suspicious...
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Re: Hello hello hello

#411  Postby Scarlett » Jan 29, 2015 7:14 pm

Spinozasgalt wrote:Emphasis on the smell. I suppose it's a result of the neck rubbing and grease conglomerating upon it. A problem perhaps significantly worsened by a severe scarf deficiency.

EDIT: Next? Neck, you freak.


Hi Spozzy! I love you too!
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Re: Hello hello hello

#412  Postby Tangerine Dream » Jan 29, 2015 9:31 pm

Oh No ! Not you again ! There are so many nice forums on the net. Why do you have to linger on this one ? What are you ? An entity ? I get it.. you have no friends. It is not our fault, you know :roll:
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