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God likes hemp.

#221  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 5:14 am

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God

The young girl

Because she is a woman

And she has a name:









God's name is Shekinah.

And God likes hemp, that is true.

I mention that, on the website.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm
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Job. Was accused.

#222  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 5:21 am

Job.

Was accused.


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Satan, made a bet with God.

Satan, said that God's beloved Job, only loved God in good times, and because of God's blessing, given to Job.

Basically, Satan called Job a two faced gold digger.

Who would renounce God in a second.

If God's blessings, were removed.

And God said, "that is an interesting wager, let's see".

So Job, faced hardships, and catastrophes.

His sons, were killed in an accident.

His business, was destroyed.

His health, he was covered in boils.

And, to make matters worse, three friends come by, and start accusing him.

"You MUST have done wrong, or God would not be punishing you", they said.

The accusers.

The three accusers.

But no, it was just a test.

And Job, proved faithful.

He held his tongue.

He did not complain.

Before God.

A death sentence, back then.

Oh, the good old days..

God, is more tolerant now.

She suffers the evil to live.

It's best not to complain.

God is right next to you.

And will take offense.

Tickle God

With your compliments.

Is how you handle that one.

Coochie coochie coo.
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Re: God likes hemp.

#223  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 21, 2013 5:22 am

Mark Dreher wrote:God's name is Shekinah.

And God likes hemp, that is true.

I mention that, on the website.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm


Oh goddammit. :doh:
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God is not "an old dude".

#224  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 5:29 am

God is not "an old dude".

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"The Holy Trinity", by Anonimo Flamenco c. 1652


God is a female.

Who, chronologically, looks to be about 17.

I do not fault the artist.

He was working with the modern understanding, of the time.

Only a prophet, really, who actually met God, works with God, would know that.

God does not age, get older, more wrinkled, etc..

God is smooth skinned.

God can choose to age, or not.

And God didn't.

And, I fault the artist, there is no "Holy Trinity".

That is a Catholic invention.

The Holy Spirit, and God, are the exact same thing.

That is why "the unpardonable sin" is, "to profane the Holy Spirit".

Because, that is profaning God.

Matthew 12:31-32

31 "And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.

32 Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come."
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"The Awakened Conscience"

#225  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 5:47 am

"The Awaken Conscience"

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"The Awaken Conscience", by Richard Redgrave c. 1886


The Holy Spirit.

Is "a conscience, who talks to you".

A friend.

A buddy.

Who always steers you, in the right way.

And consoles you.

Whatever, is needed.

Your new best friend.

You receive the Holy Spirit, through

"The Immortality Prayer"

http://thenewholybible.org/step_by_step_instructions_to_rec.htm
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Re: Hey Homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, a very famous person.

#226  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 21, 2013 5:50 am

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She killed 33 people just to get me to divorce my human wife.

#227  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 6:43 am

stijndeloose wrote::yawn:










The Shekinah, is my wife, you know.

She killed 33 people, just to get me to divorce my human wife.

A true story.

Told, several years ago, on the History Channel boards.

The Blacksburg Massacre" (Virginia Tech Massacre) the largest mass murder in US history - 33 dead April 16th 2007

(Note: This is a reprint of a History Channel blog post from Tuesday May 3, 2011)

"190 Pages and not one photo of Olga or the cameo?????"

Astounded!

How are you?

Long time no speak.

A halfway good Catholic.

Anyway, me and Olga agreed to divorce.

We agreed on April 16th 2007.

You see the Father wanted to get me "one on one".

A "lose the skirt" type of a deal.

But I was reluctant.

So on April 16, me and Olga were on the phone, I wanted to work things out, and she was half way agreed to come back.

Then the Father told me to check my homepage.

So I did.

And the Father had just started the Blacksburg massacre.

While I was on the phone.

And then God said to me "I want you to agree to divorce that woman or the Blacksburg massacre will keep going".

Well, I did not agree.

I hesitated, I hemmed, I hawed.

And the killings continued..

On and on, more and more, dead.

The number kept climbing.

Finally I could take it no longer.

I cracked.

And I agreed to divorce my wife and to enter into marriage with the "Shekinah" of God.

Right on the phone during the massacre.

And then the Blacksburg massacre ended.

But my minutes and my minutes

My delay.

Caused the largest mass murder in US history.

33 dead.

That is what happen to Olga.

And that is a true story.

Someone should find her and ask her.

I am not messing around.

This is a hard core mission.
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Re: She killed 33 people just to get me to divorce my human wife.

#228  Postby Cito di Pense » Oct 21, 2013 6:58 am

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But my minutes and my minutes

My delay.

Caused the largest mass murder in US history.


Well, aren't you an important fellow? But I think you're gilding the lily with this one, and now, God is simply not going to disappoint you by reassuring you that you are not responsible. That's the sort of shit God does to people who mess with Him too much.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв

Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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#229  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 21, 2013 6:58 am

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#230  Postby Cito di Pense » Oct 21, 2013 7:01 am

And this stuff about God being a girl? Needs to review the plot line of "Shakespeare In Love" or whatever play it took off from, about a girl who dresses up as a boy to get a part as a girl in a stage drama.
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#231  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 21, 2013 7:05 am

That's "Boys Don't Cry", no? With Hillary Wank.
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I know the plumbing.

#232  Postby Mark Dreher » Oct 21, 2013 7:08 am

Cito di Pense wrote:And this stuff about God being a girl? Needs to review the plot line of "Shakespeare In Love" or whatever play it took off from, about a girl who dresses up as a boy to get a part as a girl in a stage drama.









No, God is a girl, that is simply so.

The Jews have always called God a female.

And, they were right.

I live with the presence of God.

I know what plumbing is involved.
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Re: "The Awakened Conscience"

#233  Postby Cito di Pense » Oct 21, 2013 7:30 am

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Who always steers you, in the right way.


He steered you right towards being banned here. Frankly, it think it is not kind to ban nutballs like you, but there's only so many ways for you to say what you were trying to say.
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#234  Postby Agrippina » Oct 21, 2013 7:47 am

Again, one of those people who delights in being banned.
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#235  Postby Aern Rakesh » Oct 21, 2013 8:01 am

Thank god!
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#236  Postby Doubtdispelled » Oct 21, 2013 8:16 am

Nora_Leonard wrote:Thank god!

Amen!
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#237  Postby THWOTH » Oct 21, 2013 8:17 am

:lol:
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#238  Postby Agrippina » Oct 21, 2013 8:18 am

Praise the Lord!
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#239  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 21, 2013 8:24 am

Agrippina wrote:Praise the Lord!


It's a she. :smug:
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#240  Postby Onyx8 » Oct 21, 2013 8:25 am

A cute she.
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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