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You gotta love me...

#1  Postby scott1328 » Feb 26, 2013 2:43 am

In my rush to comment on the A+ point and laugh thread, I registered and started posting there. After a month or so, it occurred to me that I never introduced myself in the Welcome sub-forum. When I realized this, I decided against posting here because I thought it would give the others the impression that I was a complete neophyte that had finally opened his first AOL diskette.

Lately it has occurred to me that by not introducing myself, I deprived the membership here from getting to know my wonderful self. My suspicions are confirmed by the dearth of PM's in my inbox seeking my advice and erudition on the many topics that I persue with dillatory exuberance. What's worse: I have noticed that many recently registered sock puppets users have collected, who joined entirely in good faith, receive a far greater drubbing response than ever I have. (I did once get Mr.Samsa to ask me to stop derailing a thread)

My greatest achievement on this forum was to suggest to the user formerly known as Paula that she rename herself Butterfly McQueen which inexorably led to her choosing Scarlett as her new handle. My second greatest achievement was figuring out how to upload a photo from my iPad for Paula Scarlett to use as her avatar. My greatest disappointment was that she used Callilasseia's quaint photo (mine was much better, think of what The Crow would look like if he were a butterfly that had dipped his wings in red paint)

Well, I think I have finally found the way to achieve the attention that I so desperately seek richly deserve:

Love me or the puppy gets it
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#2  Postby Tangerine Dream » Feb 26, 2013 3:04 am

Shoot the fucking puppy ! BLOW IT'S FUCKING BRAINS OUT. :smoke:
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#3  Postby Onyx8 » Feb 26, 2013 3:07 am

Click.

Welcome anyway, now go dig the hole. :)
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#4  Postby Imp » Feb 26, 2013 3:14 am

I don't like dogs :dunno:
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#5  Postby DarthHelmet86 » Feb 26, 2013 3:17 am

:popcorn:

Don't make promises you can't deliver on.

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#6  Postby virphen » Feb 26, 2013 3:26 am

Can we specify which Puppy gets it? This could be a useful way of taking out a certain mafia player...
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#7  Postby scott1328 » Feb 26, 2013 3:31 am

If it helps earn me your love I can have "Jeffrey" engraved on the headstone.
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#8  Postby virphen » Feb 26, 2013 3:33 am

Are you sure you want my love? Apparently I'm Anti-American.
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#9  Postby Ironclad » Feb 26, 2013 3:38 am

Welcome back. Where ya been?
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#10  Postby scott1328 » Feb 26, 2013 3:43 am

virphen wrote:Are you sure you want my love? Apparently I'm Anti-American.


I only require professions of love at this time... Over time you will come to truly adore me... The puppy, however, requires your complete obeisance to the United States.
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#11  Postby virphen » Feb 26, 2013 4:06 am

Sorry, the best I can offer at present is a lazy slightly-benevolent ambivalence.
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#12  Postby Scarlett » Feb 26, 2013 9:00 am

Welcome to the forum :cheers:

I think you've settled in really well,I reckon you're one of those that we'll forget hasn't been here all along. And thanks for the positive input with my username, there really was very little positive in that thread :nono:

Just, step, away, from, the puppy :hand:
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#13  Postby Doubtdispelled » Feb 26, 2013 9:16 am

Pah. Idle threat. I don't think you'd even hurt a house fly.

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#14  Postby Fenrir » Feb 26, 2013 9:46 am

I vote we keep the puppy and ditch the gunman
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#15  Postby scott1328 » Feb 26, 2013 2:10 pm

virphen wrote:Sorry, the best I can offer at present is a lazy slightly-benevolent ambivalence.


This is the warmest affirmation I have received since my partner introduced me to his mother. :dance:
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#16  Postby reddix » Feb 27, 2013 12:28 am

Hi. My name is reddix. I only make friends with leprechauns and camels. Are you a leprechaun, Tim-scott?

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#17  Postby Spinozasgalt » Feb 27, 2013 1:10 am

Welcome the the jungle. We've got fun 'n' games.
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#18  Postby Imp » Feb 27, 2013 2:22 am

I thought we got rid of Spozzy.

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#19  Postby Spinozasgalt » Feb 27, 2013 3:10 am

I'll leave whenever I WANNA do.
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#20  Postby felltoearth » Feb 27, 2013 5:32 am

Great. Another f-ing gun control thread. Thanks Scott and welcome. :cheers:
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