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C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#1  Postby NineBerry » Jul 27, 2010 4:05 pm

"Expert" on Islamic Terrorism, Roland Jacquard, has during a tv show on French television presented an "al quaida" handbook that according to him "is used by top members of al quada to organize their communication on the internet".

However, a closer look shows, this is just a guide book on C++ programming :lol: :lol:

Dear Conservative think tanks, in the future, please choose the people you pay for spreading lies more carefully..

Here is the story in French:

http://www.numerama.com/magazine/16319- ... ion-c.html

This is the tv show: http://www.pluzz.fr/c-dans-l-air-2010-07-26.html
The relevant part is at 51 minutes in.

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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#4  Postby Dr. Kwaltz » Jul 27, 2010 5:11 pm

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#5  Postby natselrox » Jul 27, 2010 5:13 pm

"Oooo, the terrarists are coming to get you...Ooooo. And thanks for wacheing Faux."
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#6  Postby BlackBart » Jul 27, 2010 5:19 pm

void main()
{

RolandJacquard.isATwat = true;
return 0;
}
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#7  Postby ED209 » Jul 27, 2010 6:43 pm

That'll be why the fuckwits want Gary McKinnon extradited, then.
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#8  Postby Ash » Jul 27, 2010 6:48 pm

Oh no, they're on to us!! :ahrr:

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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#10  Postby Jumbo » Jul 27, 2010 11:53 pm

BlackBart wrote:void main()
{

RolandJacquard.isATwat = true;
return 0;
}


tut tut
Returning an int from a void function and accessing a variable thats not only uninitialised but undeclared!

I admit i'm one of the dodgy types the video is on about and the world should tremble...i've been at it for years. A few clients may offer the opinion my work is indistinguishable in its random devastation compared to the real bad guys! :lol:
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#11  Postby crank » Jul 28, 2010 12:16 am

The C++ must mean extra extra conservative.

And the stupid looms over Jacquard.
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#12  Postby Dr. Kwaltz » Jul 28, 2010 12:26 am

Jumbo wrote:
BlackBart wrote:void main()
{

RolandJacquard.isATwat = true;
return 0;
}


tut tut
Returning an int from a void function and accessing a variable thats not only uninitialised but undeclared!

I admit i'm one of the dodgy types the video is on about and the world should tremble...i've been at it for years. A few clients may offer the opinion my work is indistinguishable in its random devastation compared to the real bad guys! :lol:


main(v,c)char**c;{for(v[c++]="Bad Programming is bad!\n)";(!!c)[*c]&&(v--||--c&&execlp(*c,*c,c[!!c]+!!c,!c));**c=!c)write(!!*c,*c,!!**c);}
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#13  Postby Jumbo » Jul 28, 2010 1:58 am

Apologies in advance to people for drifting :offtopic:

Dr. Kwaltz wrote:

main(v,c)char**c;{for(v[c++]="Bad Programming is bad!\n)";(!!c)[*c]&&(v--||--c&&execlp(*c,*c,c[!!c]+!!c,!c));**c=!c)write(!!*c,*c,!!**c);}


Holy illegal indirection Batman!
:shock: :lol:

Now if you want true c++ terror then this is apparently competition winning coding horror! (It compiles with plenty of warnings but no errors)

#include <stdio.h>
main(int t,char _,char *a)
{
return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t== 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\ n'wk nw'iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/") :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);
}
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#14  Postby Dr. Kwaltz » Jul 28, 2010 2:21 am

Jumbo wrote:Apologies in advance to people for drifting :offtopic:

Dr. Kwaltz wrote:

main(v,c)char**c;{for(v[c++]="Bad Programming is bad!\n)";(!!c)[*c]&&(v--||--c&&execlp(*c,*c,c[!!c]+!!c,!c));**c=!c)write(!!*c,*c,!!**c);}


Holy illegal indirection Batman!
:shock: :lol:

Now if you want true c++ terror then this is apparently competition winning coding horror! (It compiles with plenty of warnings but no errors)

#include <stdio.h>
main(int t,char _,char *a)
{
return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t== 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\ n'wk nw'iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/") :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);
}


Starts getting too complex, I am all for simplicity...
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#15  Postby Ash » Jul 28, 2010 2:39 am

Jumbo wrote:Now if you want true c++ terror then this is apparently competition winning coding horror! (It compiles with plenty of warnings but no errors)

#include <stdio.h>
main(int t,char _,char *a)
{
return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t== 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\ n'wk nw'iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/") :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);
}


Shouldn't that be an int main()? :coffee:
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#16  Postby Jumbo » Jul 28, 2010 2:50 am

It doesn't need the int main to work. It compiles and runs just fine without. I think unless void is set then the int is assumed.
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#17  Postby Ash » Jul 28, 2010 3:00 am

Hmm, I had Visual Studio open just there and smooshed it in to see (yes I really am that lame). Got a C4430. So depends on the compiler I guess! :P
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Re: C++ Programmers are Islamist Terrorists

#18  Postby BlackBart » Jul 28, 2010 7:24 am

Jumbo wrote:
BlackBart wrote:void main()
{

RolandJacquard.isATwat = true;
return 0;
}


tut tut
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#19  Postby Jumbo » Jul 28, 2010 8:09 am

Ash wrote:Hmm, I had Visual Studio open just there and smooshed it in to see (yes I really am that lame). Got a C4430. So depends on the compiler I guess! :P

I'm that lame too. I compiled it just fine on Visual C== 6.0 .I haven't tried it on VS2005 or above but wouldn't be surprised if one or other of them had a good moan about it. I think the assumed int thing went out of the window in later versions of Visual studio.

I have realised there appears to be a few of us dodgy programmer types all congregating on one website. Will the black helicopters be whizzing overhead and this site start setting off alarms in various security services departments :whistle: :lol:
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#20  Postby Ash » Jul 28, 2010 2:27 pm

Glad to know I'm not the only one!

We'll just have to pass ourselves off as web devs.
Us? Terrorists? Nooooo, this is php-land, no C++ here....

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