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Cheney gets a heart.

#1  Postby kiore » Mar 25, 2012 2:46 pm

Former US Vice President Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant over the weekend, this will no doubt lead to jocular internet speculation as to whether he had one in the first place....
Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant and is now recovering in hospital, his office has said.

It said the surgery had been carried out on Saturday at the Inova Fairfax Hospital in Virginia.

Mr Cheney, 71, has had heart problems for much of his adult life, suffering five heart attacks since the age of 37.

Mr Cheney served as former President George W Bush's deputy from 2001 to 2009.


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#3  Postby Strontium Dog » Mar 25, 2012 3:13 pm

Five heart attacks since the age of 37 and the cunt is still alive. Proof that there's no God.
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#4  Postby chairman bill » Mar 25, 2012 3:44 pm

Apparently he's also due an arsehole transplant, though surgeons are worried the arsehole might reject him
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#5  Postby Mazille » Mar 25, 2012 3:47 pm

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#6  Postby mcgruff » Mar 25, 2012 4:37 pm

This story is a mistake. Cheney was given the heart of a healthy young man but it wasn't a transplant. Whenever he feels a little bit down and depressed, he eats a live, beating heart to cheer himself up.
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#7  Postby Jörmungandr » Mar 26, 2012 1:25 pm

Any word on former president Bush's brain transplant?
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#8  Postby Aca » Mar 26, 2012 2:15 pm

...71 years too late
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