Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

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Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

#1  Postby Blood » Aug 07, 2013 2:38 am

http://gawker.com/christian-childrens-e ... 1003995633


A Christian puppeteer who regularly used his long-running Christian Television Network show to warn children about the sin of pornography was sentenced this week to 20 years behind bars for possession of child pornography.

More troubling still is Largo, Florida resident Ronald William Brown's involvement in an alleged conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat a child whom he met through his affiliation with the Gulf Coast Church.

Brown, 58, was a leader in the church's Puppet Ministry program for kids, and would regularly interact with the congregation's youngest members.
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Re: Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

#2  Postby laklak » Aug 07, 2013 2:40 am

Puppet ministry, eh? Imagine that.

Here you go, just put this puppet on your hand.

Who is this?

Why, that's Adam.

What's Adam going to do?

He has to wrestle with this snake...
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Re: Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

#3  Postby Jumbo » Aug 07, 2013 2:59 am

Eating children, surely thats the hallmark of an atheist instead isn't it?
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Re: Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

#4  Postby Matt8819 » Aug 07, 2013 4:06 am

Jumbo wrote:Eating children, surely thats the hallmark of an atheist instead isn't it?


No no, that's babies.
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Re: Christian Ventriloquist Cannibalism Thwarted in Florida

#5  Postby BlackBart » Aug 07, 2013 6:05 am

Thread title of the year.
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