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Prime Minister Johnson Watch

#1  Postby z8000783 » Jul 23, 2019 11:48 am

All hail King Boris.

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#2  Postby aban57 » Jul 23, 2019 11:57 am

These are sad times, when this kind of human being is a country's only chance to solve a difficult situation.
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#3  Postby Made of Stars » Jul 23, 2019 12:11 pm

So, how's the pound doing?
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#4  Postby Keep It Real » Jul 23, 2019 12:11 pm

What's actually changed since T May? Why do people seem to think Boris will be able to succeed on Brexit where she failed? Beats me...
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#5  Postby zerne » Jul 23, 2019 12:23 pm

Made of Stars wrote:So, how's the pound doing?


Not good. Boris can't pound anything at the moment, his girlfriend kicked him out. :drunk:
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#6  Postby newolder » Jul 23, 2019 1:04 pm

Mispronouncing the PM's surname as "Cunt" is to become an hourly gaffe from now onwards, I guess. :nod:
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#7  Postby Spearthrower » Jul 23, 2019 2:15 pm

newolder wrote:Mispronouncing the PM's surname as "Cunt" is to become an hourly gaffe from now onwards, I guess. :nod:


Oh, I feel silly now.

I've been mispronouncing his first name as 'Cunt'.

Well, I suppose it's an honest mistake and we can meet in the middle and call him Cunt Cunt. :naughty2:
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#8  Postby Cito di Pense » Jul 23, 2019 2:18 pm

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#9  Postby newolder » Jul 23, 2019 2:24 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
newolder wrote:Mispronouncing the PM's surname as "Cunt" is to become an hourly gaffe from now onwards, I guess. :nod:


Oh, I feel silly now.

I've been mispronouncing his first name as 'Cunt'.

Well, I suppose it's an honest mistake and we can meet in the middle and call him Cunt Cunt. :naughty2:


It's going to take more than that to cover his full name & title: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

"Prime Cunt, the Rt. Hon. Cunt Cunt de Cunt Cunt, MP for Cuntsbridge and South Cuntslip." fits ok. :thumbup:
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#10  Postby Spearthrower » Jul 23, 2019 2:28 pm

I am sure de Pfeffel means 'penis' in some language, surely?

And more needs to be done to bring back the 19th century slang meaning of his surname.
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#11  Postby Svartalf » Jul 23, 2019 3:53 pm

aban57 wrote:These are sad times, when this kind of human being is a country's only chance to solve a difficult situation.

If you think he's the only chance to solve the problem, think again, he's actually a major part of the problem... or at least he is not that he is in position to send the shit flying at the fan at supersonic speed.
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#12  Postby DougC » Jul 23, 2019 4:29 pm

Should I paint 'End times a coming' on the plackard, or use a thick felt-tip pen?
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#13  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Jul 23, 2019 4:38 pm

newolder wrote:Mispronouncing the PM's surname as "Cunt" is to become an hourly gaffe from now onwards, I guess. :nod:


Boris Cunt or Cunt Johnson?

I like the latter since "Johnson" is also slang for a dick. So you can just shorten it to "Cunt Dick".
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#14  Postby Animavore » Jul 23, 2019 4:41 pm

Oh for... Bye.

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#15  Postby Tortured_Genius » Jul 23, 2019 4:42 pm

To me he'll always be Bojo the clown.
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#16  Postby Keep It Real » Jul 23, 2019 4:44 pm

Forest Johnson.
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#17  Postby ughaibu » Jul 23, 2019 4:45 pm

Isn't he a cyclist? If so, that's a fuck of an improvement on any of his predecessors.
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#18  Postby minininja » Jul 23, 2019 5:19 pm

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#19  Postby newolder » Jul 23, 2019 5:54 pm

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Error now fixed. Phew! but not before someone noted that the orange didn't fall far from the tree.
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#20  Postby Spearthrower » Jul 23, 2019 8:26 pm

ughaibu wrote:Isn't he a cyclist? If so, that's a fuck of an improvement on any of his predecessors.



Because that's what matters in a Prime Minister.
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