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Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#1  Postby HomerJay » Aug 05, 2013 7:55 pm

Goal: To Support the creation of new and more energized Providers for Christ, and the families of men and women based on Biblical principals.

Dates: To be Announced
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Details: 7 day Safari $2395/Hunter

Includes:

Transfer from the airport to our camp, accommodations, and meals, worship and Christian seminars by local ministers. (You may bring your own to share with us as well). Ground transportation during your Safari.
Hunting of 1 Animal to include choice of: Impala, Blesbok, Blue Wildebeest (up-gradable and additional animals available). 15% Seminar Discount will apply to the trophy fees of all plains game animals taken with meat donated. Trophy skins/horn’s/skulls remain yours. (Taxidermy and shipping/dipping is your responsibility. We will facilitate trophy preparation and salting).
Minister to the poor at an orphanage and squatters camp with a Christian organization. This will involve bringing your meat to the camps and using your other talents to help the children. Feel free to bring needed items such as candy, clothing sports equipment, and medical supplies. These are always in short supply and greatly appreciated.

You will be invited to worship with the people in the camps. They are learning to love Jesus Christ and will be energized by your support. If you have special talents and want to use them, let us know and we will try our best to facilitate you in using them for God.

Please visit: http://www.godwithussa.co.za to view the organization we are working with.

http://www.africabig5.co.za/hunting-saf ... adventure/
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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#2  Postby Arnold Layne » Aug 05, 2013 7:59 pm

WTF?
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#3  Postby james1v » Aug 05, 2013 8:30 pm

Will they be taking their own rope, to hunt and hang gays with? :think:
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Kill an elephant for Jesus

#4  Postby chairman bill » Aug 05, 2013 9:32 pm

Just. Fucked. Up.


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http://www.africabig5.co.za/hunting-safaris/provider-for-christ-hunting-adventure/

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Re: Kill an elephant for Jesus

#5  Postby laklak » Aug 05, 2013 9:39 pm

Dominion over all things that walk, swim or fly. Or somat.
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Re: Kill an elephant for Jesus

#6  Postby HomerJay » Aug 05, 2013 9:43 pm

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Re: Kill an elephant for Jesus

#7  Postby chairman bill » Aug 05, 2013 9:48 pm

Bugrit. Merge soonish ...
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Re: Kill an elephant for Jesus

#8  Postby Skinny Puppy » Aug 05, 2013 9:52 pm

Killing for Jesus? What The Fuuu... Oh wait a minute. :doh:

That’s what loving Christians did for 100s and 100s of years...

Silly me, carry on, there’s fuck all that’s new here. :whistle:
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#9  Postby Ironclad » Aug 05, 2013 10:29 pm

chairman bill wrote:Bugrit. Merge soonish ...



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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#10  Postby CarlPierce » Aug 06, 2013 9:45 am

Evil bastards....
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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#11  Postby Oeditor » Aug 06, 2013 9:52 am

"Christ Hunting"? I thought this was going to be another historicity thread, but it's just pure evil. Unless they're wanting to re-run the crucifixion but with guns.
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#12  Postby Alan B » Aug 06, 2013 11:26 am

Shit, Oeditor. Beat me to it...
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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#13  Postby Mike_L » Aug 06, 2013 1:34 pm

You will be invited to worship with the people in the camps. They are learning to love Jesus Christ and will be energized by your support.

Help us save the natives from themselves... with Christ as the great panacea. :roll:

If you have special talents and want to use them, let us know and we will try our best to facilitate you in using them for God.

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x#*#X**x-ing shite!
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#14  Postby Varangian » Aug 06, 2013 1:50 pm

"Smithers... release the lions!"
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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#15  Postby mindhack » Aug 06, 2013 3:23 pm

Weirdly amoral...narcissistic(?), the way they present themselves.

How is it possible they can cater for what I perceive as deviancies this openly without being stopped.

Is what they do legal in Southern Africa?
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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#16  Postby chairman bill » Aug 06, 2013 3:37 pm

Well the meat is used to feed the poor blecks, so that's OK
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#17  Postby mindhack » Aug 06, 2013 3:51 pm

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Re: Provider for Christ Hunting Adventure

#18  Postby Oeditor » Aug 06, 2013 4:44 pm

chairman bill wrote:Well the meat is used to feed the poor blecks, so that's OK
And they'll be putting the ivory to really good uses, no doubt. Making crucifixes, rosary beads and the like. Maybe even papal buttons - well worth slaughtering a few elephants.
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#19  Postby trubble76 » Aug 07, 2013 10:46 am

Some days I just feel so inspired by the love of Christ that I really have to gun down an animal for fun.
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#20  Postby Ironclad » Aug 07, 2013 11:37 am

... all creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful.
The Lord God shoots them all...
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