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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#41  Postby byofrcs » Apr 21, 2011 3:56 pm

That birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper is rather a problem for these birthers. Either this is a complex conspiracy going back 50 years with fake paper trail or Occams razor says that's nonsense, and the birthers are looney tunes.

If it was just to fake US citizenship then wouldn't you stay out of the limelight ? Obama has done everything possible to attract attention.
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#42  Postby FACT-MAN-2 » Apr 21, 2011 4:18 pm

byofrcs wrote:That birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper is rather a problem for these birthers. Either this is a complex conspiracy going back 50 years with fake paper trail or Occams razor says that's nonsense, and the birthers are looney tunes.

If it was just to fake US citizenship then wouldn't you stay out of the limelight ? Obama has done everything possible to attract attention.

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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#43  Postby HughMcB » Apr 21, 2011 6:48 pm

Shrunk wrote:According to the interview I refer to in this thread, Ronald Reagan didn't have a birth certificate of any sort until he was in his thirties.

So what? He was a white poster boy. :dunno:
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#44  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Apr 21, 2011 7:17 pm

Image

Looks all-American to me.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#45  Postby quisquose » Apr 21, 2011 7:20 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Image

Looks all-American to me.

Surely he must be Somalian in that garb?

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#46  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Apr 21, 2011 7:22 pm

I was going to make a Somalian pirate joke but decided to leave that to someone ese. Thank you.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#47  Postby Tangerine Dream » Apr 21, 2011 10:03 pm

Breaking News

Quadruple amputee Philippe Croizon wants to swim from Europe to Africa in the Strait of Gibraltar. Croizon's family is concerned for his safety. He's vulnerable to attack from Somali Pirates as he is unarmed.

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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#48  Postby Shrunk » Apr 21, 2011 10:37 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Image

Looks all-American to me.


Well, there's the problem right there. That women's pristine pure white genes irretrievably contaminated in that little half-breed. No wonder the tea baggers are so mad.
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#49  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Apr 21, 2011 11:23 pm

Isn't she cute though?
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#50  Postby Shrunk » Apr 22, 2011 12:14 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Isn't she cute though?


Cute, hell. That's not the worst of it:

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Y'know what this means, right? Paul didn't die; He had a sex change and moved to Hawaii! Which means Obama is a citizen of Liverpool!
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#51  Postby byofrcs » Apr 22, 2011 12:28 am

Perhaps they got confused what with the Hawaii flag having the Union Jack on it - mistook it for a British colony ?.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#52  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 22, 2011 1:15 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Image

Looks all-American to me.


:doh:

Obama was born in Somalia !
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#53  Postby King David » Apr 22, 2011 1:55 am

Shrunk wrote:

Y'know what this means, right? Paul didn't die; He had a sex change and moved to Hawaii!


Not sure what to make of this as Paul is in fact not dead at all haha. Know your Beatles.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#54  Postby mraltair » Apr 22, 2011 9:23 am

King David wrote:
Shrunk wrote:

Y'know what this means, right? Paul didn't die; He had a sex change and moved to Hawaii!


Not sure what to make of this as Paul is in fact not dead at all haha. Know your Beatles.


The current ones an imposter. Know your Beatles ;)

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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#55  Postby Teague » Apr 22, 2011 9:39 am

byofrcs wrote:That birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper is rather a problem for these birthers. Either this is a complex conspiracy going back 50 years with fake paper trail or Occams razor says that's nonsense, and the birthers are looney tunes.

If it was just to fake US citizenship then wouldn't you stay out of the limelight ? Obama has done everything possible to attract attention.


There's a newspaper to back it up? Jesus fucking christ people - if they conspired back in the 50's to make a fucking newspaper announcement, don't you think they would also have made a BC?

LOL loonies :crazy:
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#56  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 22, 2011 9:50 am

Teague wrote:
byofrcs wrote:That birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper is rather a problem for these birthers. Either this is a complex conspiracy going back 50 years with fake paper trail or Occams razor says that's nonsense, and the birthers are looney tunes.

If it was just to fake US citizenship then wouldn't you stay out of the limelight ? Obama has done everything possible to attract attention.


There's a newspaper to back it up? Jesus fucking christ people - if they conspired back in the 50's to make a fucking newspaper announcement, don't you think they would also have made a BC?

LOL loonies :crazy:


A newspaper announcement would most likely be generated from registering the birth with the town clerk. I don't think people call the news paper themselves to announce births :think:

The conspiracy is that if Obama was born over seas, he would NOT be a US citizen because his mother was too young under the law to confer citizenship at birth outside the US. So the only way that Obama could claim US citizenship would be to file the birth as an at home birth with the town clerk. If the mother or grandparents were aware of the citizenship law, they'd realize they would have to record the birth in Hawaii.

Ensuring the birth was recorded in Hawaii was not some secret plan in case Obama ever wanted to be President :roll: Without he would not be a US citizen at all.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#57  Postby Nicko » Apr 22, 2011 9:58 am

I'm sure everyone has seen this before. What does it say about a country when it takes a comedian to provide a reasonable analysis of an issue?
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#58  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 22, 2011 10:11 am

Nicko wrote:I'm sure everyone has seen this before. What does it say about a country when it takes a comedian to provide a reasonable analysis of an issue?


Only 57% of Americans think Obama was born in the US. 25% say No, while 18% are unsure. Poll was taken yesterday.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/04/21/politics/main20056282.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody

43% is an awful high number of people that aren't convinced.
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#59  Postby Teague » Apr 22, 2011 10:12 am

Tyrannical wrote:
Teague wrote:
byofrcs wrote:That birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper is rather a problem for these birthers. Either this is a complex conspiracy going back 50 years with fake paper trail or Occams razor says that's nonsense, and the birthers are looney tunes.

If it was just to fake US citizenship then wouldn't you stay out of the limelight ? Obama has done everything possible to attract attention.


There's a newspaper to back it up? Jesus fucking christ people - if they conspired back in the 50's to make a fucking newspaper announcement, don't you think they would also have made a BC?

LOL loonies :crazy:


A newspaper announcement would most likely be generated from registering the birth with the town clerk. I don't think people call the news paper themselves to announce births :think:

The conspiracy is that if Obama was born over seas, he would NOT be a US citizen because his mother was too young under the law to confer citizenship at birth outside the US. So the only way that Obama could claim US citizenship would be to file the birth as an at home birth with the town clerk. If the mother or grandparents were aware of the citizenship law, they'd realize they would have to record the birth in Hawaii.

Ensuring the birth was recorded in Hawaii was not some secret plan in case Obama ever wanted to be President :roll: Without he would not be a US citizen at all.


And the evidence for this claim is?
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Re: "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

#60  Postby Teague » Apr 22, 2011 10:15 am

Tyrannical wrote:
Nicko wrote:I'm sure everyone has seen this before. What does it say about a country when it takes a comedian to provide a reasonable analysis of an issue?


Only 57% of Americans think Obama was born in the US. 25% say No, while 18% are unsure. Poll was taken yesterday.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/04/21/politics/main20056282.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody

43% is an awful high number of people that aren't convinced.


no 25% say they don't believe, the 18% either don't give a shit or are all probably all agnostic a-birthers :lol:
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