A Tid Bit On that J Guy (Brother Jesse)

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A Tid Bit On that J Guy (Brother Jesse)

#1  Postby Easylearner » Jul 26, 2018 8:42 pm

Did you know that jesus was visiting cathune his father when he was walking on water. He wanted privacy (just like every star does to do their dark deeds), but his disciples found him by boat. Any way it was not peters faith that caused him to sink, jesus made him sink with his power to pour doubt and misbelief into peoples hearts. It was mainly because of peter always leading the charge to go find jesus. jesus wanted his alone time with his father but they were always pestering him by following. Jesus even wanted to die and peter said no. just some info I came across. and as we know nothing is really made up.

bye for now as always.

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Re: A Tid Bit On that J Guy (Brother Jesse)

#2  Postby Fallible » Jul 27, 2018 9:04 am

Um.
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She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
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#3  Postby Sendraks » Jul 27, 2018 9:41 am

Fascinating.
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#4  Postby Fenrir » Jul 27, 2018 9:54 am

Hey! How rude! His bits may well be tiddly* but still!!




*to the point of nonexistence.

Also, why is this in nontheism?
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#5  Postby aban57 » Jul 27, 2018 11:21 am

I thought Jesus' "father" was Joseph, not cathune ?
Who's cathune (no capital, it's hard to figure out if it's a person or a thing, it's Jesus we're talking about after all) ?
How did Jesus walk on water ? Did he have really big feet ?
How come visiting your father is a dark deed ?
Who's brother Jesse ?
I have plenty other stupid questions like that, but I need fresh water right now.
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#6  Postby zulumoose » Jul 27, 2018 11:44 am

Who's cathune


Apparently, a character from Warcraft.




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#7  Postby newolder » Jul 27, 2018 11:48 am

^ That Shaman's dwarf restoration limit seems a tad on the low side, but truly, I know nothing of these matters.
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#8  Postby aban57 » Jul 27, 2018 11:48 am

So Jesus is also a character in WoW ? :ask:
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#9  Postby newolder » Jul 27, 2018 11:57 am

He also makes a guest appearance in Monty Python's, Life of Brian: Plot. Brian Cohen is born in a stable next door to the one in which Jesus is born, which initially confuses the three wise men who come to praise the future King of the Jews. - Wiki

There's no end to this character's fictional presence.
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#10  Postby felltoearth » Jul 27, 2018 12:06 pm

Jesus. What a chancer.
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#11  Postby laklak » Jul 27, 2018 9:20 pm

That creep can roll, man.
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Re: A Tid Bit On that J Guy (Brother Jesse)

#12  Postby Hermit » Jul 27, 2018 10:02 pm

Easylearner wrote:Did you know that jesus was visiting cathune his father when he was walking on water.

Did you know he never got there?

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