Let's break this down, it will entail me watching the fucking clip again so you guys owe me
Seconds in to her "talk" she provides the man in question with the name 'Reginald', this ilicits a giggle from the audience as I'm sure it was intended.
The phone numbers were exchanged and subsequent date took place. RW made it very clear she was intending on getting quite drunk (her joke about ordering everything behind the bar), this was then followed by her first big fail. He ordered water, that was considered a bit "odd", I have no idea who RW associates with on a daily basis but in my world going to a bar and not drinking alcohol is not considered remotely odd, there may be a million and one reasons why someone would choose not to drink alcohol. One of those reasons may, and that is possibly the millionth and first reason, is that they "have some horrific thing in their past that has caused that to happen". Now, am I missing something here? Is that quite possibly the most awful conclusion she could have chosen to titter about? Yes RW, it's fucking hilarious that the guy you're on a date with might be suffering mental health problems due to past trauma, and that such people are "not good date material"
. But that is by the by as she didn't actually ask him, in her own words, she just "assumes" that's why people don't drink alcohol.
She then waxes lyrical about how he is actually a really nice guy, kind and thoughtful, doesn't drink (funny how that appears to have become a pro when 30 seconds or so beforehand it made him "odd" at best), but this is then put down to the fact that he tells her he's an ex-mormon, it makes sense to her as he has that "mormon look about him" and "several thousand brothers and sisters". I have no idea why his past mormonism has any bearing on the story whatsoever, I can only surmise it has been used as another stick with which to poke at him, there is nothing else in the story that indicates his behaviour was influenced one iota by his past belief system.
She then "gets him back to her apartment" and things become "sexual in nature" resulting in them together in her bed, naked. She's quite pleased that he looks "just as good naked", one wonders what his opinion on her body was or if indeed it'd have been frowned upon if he had commented.
They are then past what she likes to refer to as "the point of no return", I wouldn't have thought that phrase was suitable for an advocate of feminism who I'm sure supports the idea that there is not a point of no return defence when it's referencing rape.
Next is the condom question which appears to be causing some confusion. She rolls over to her bedside table and offers him a condom from an array of different types, this is a perfect chance to get in one of those lovely mature jokes about penis size when she quips that she doesn't want to offer him the magnum if it's not his "deal" and will make him feel "inadequate".
Now this next bit is where surr in particular needs to pay special attention. After the offer of a condom he does indeed ask her if she's on birth control, this in it's self as RW points out is not unheard of and there will be men who will prefer sex without a condom. She uses that horrible patronising tone to say "Aww sweetie, I know it feels better for you, but it feels better for me not to get syphilis". HOWEVER, and this is a big however surr, he apparently then made it very clear that he was in fact willing to wear a condom but that he would prefer her to be further protected from pregnancy by the birth control pill. Al little bit of confusion about why she's not on the pill, choose between her just moving to the city and not having a gyny doctor yet or the fact the she doesn't want to take it because it makes her "crazy", irrelevant really as it's not a requirement for her but does indicate her confused thinking IMO.
Further conversation ensues which results in her saying that he could "just stick the condom on your dick and just fuck me", and here it is surr, according to her he said "I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ENOUGH".
Now this is where IMO she starts hitting well below the belt, she calls him an "ex-mormon fucker", bearing in mind his ex-mormonism appears to have only been an issue for her and has had no other bearing on the story as far as I could surmise, that's a cuntish thing to say. She then rattles on about how "he thinks he has super-sperm!", when again there is no indication that he has a large ego at all, quite the contrary in fact, she said initially that he was really nice, kind and thoughtful. She goes as far as to tell him he has "human sperm", now at this juncture I'm pretty convinced she making at least vast chunks of this story up, because if I was him I'd have been out of there, but she is so appealing apparently that he stays, and after some reassurance that she would take the morning-after pill if there was a condom failure he changes his mind. To which the response from RW is "Get the fuck out of my house!". Keep it classy sister