Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#261  Postby Calilasseia » Nov 12, 2018 5:07 am

Hasn't this individual something better to do, than to spam our board with mindless shit?
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#262  Postby Fallible » Nov 12, 2018 9:10 am

I love the way he puts his insults in parentheses. I imagine his neck snapping to an unnatural angle as he says them, then snapping back to continue with the rest.
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#263  Postby zulumoose » Nov 12, 2018 9:20 am

I imagine it's not a person at all, seems more like someone testing how long a computer based troll response generator can keep people engaged.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#264  Postby Fenrir » Nov 12, 2018 9:23 am

You had me at (neck snapping). :)
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#265  Postby Cito di Pense » Nov 12, 2018 10:37 am

I don't want to know about any explanation about the next life. I want an explanation for this one, in particular, an explanation for the tedium of waiting on explanations for the next life that manifestly don't explain anything. What is the fucking excuse for explaining nothing?

I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв

Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#266  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Nov 12, 2018 1:32 pm

Fallible wrote:I love the way he puts his insults in parentheses. I imagine his neck snapping to an unnatural angle as he says them, then snapping back to continue with the rest.

Maybe he has a speech pattern similar to our minister of foreign affairs:
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#267  Postby laklak » Nov 12, 2018 2:57 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:
I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.


If you're extracting nothing from your rectal cavity you need more fibre.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#268  Postby Cito di Pense » Nov 12, 2018 3:54 pm

laklak wrote:
Cito di Pense wrote:
I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.


If you're extracting nothing from your rectal cavity you need more fibre.


They're suppositions, not suppositories.
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Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#269  Postby Fenrir » Nov 16, 2018 11:30 am

"No one -- however smart, however well-educated, however experienced -- is the suppository of all wisdom," - Tony "the Mad Monk" Abbott, ex Australian PM and all-round embarrassment.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#270  Postby Hermit » Nov 16, 2018 10:56 pm



Our erstwhile Prime Minister (yes we fucking voted him into orifice) on suppositories.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#271  Postby Hamster » Dec 06, 2018 12:21 am

... not me ...
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#272  Postby Hermit » Dec 06, 2018 3:46 am

Hamster wrote:... not me ...

You're special. 53.49% of Australian voters not so much.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#273  Postby LucidFlight » Dec 06, 2018 3:51 am

I don’t think he was suppository to say that.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#274  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Dec 06, 2018 4:22 am

Wtf is this?
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#275  Postby Hermit » Dec 06, 2018 4:36 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Wtf is this?

The suppository of wisdom? It's wisdom one can stick up one's arse. When called upon, one can make ex recto statements that are actually wise.

Background story to the term.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#276  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Dec 06, 2018 5:22 am

What happens if you fart?
what a terrible image
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#277  Postby Evolving » Dec 06, 2018 7:59 am

The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#278  Postby Fenrir » Dec 06, 2018 8:10 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:What happens if you fart?


Leadership spill*.



*Oz joke, just like Tones.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#279  Postby Hermit » Dec 06, 2018 9:10 am

Fenrir wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:What happens if you fart?


Leadership spill*.



*Oz joke, just like Tones.

:lol:

Yup. We've gone through seven Prime Ministers in ten years. Four of them, Tony Abbott, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, were guillotined by the parliamentary members of their own party. Three of the sackings were mostly down to intra-party factional fighting, but Tony Abbott's sacking was primarily due to his farts making his continued presence a dead cert for electoral suicide.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

#280  Postby Blackadder » Dec 06, 2018 10:30 am

Seven Prime Ministers in ten years? Will everyone in Oz get to have a go at some point? How does it work? Is there a random draft for the job? Sounds like a bonzer idea.
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