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Ponies...
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by Vosje » Dec 25, 2011 4:39 pm
What's the difference between ponies and Jesus?
Ponies are 20% cooler! (at least)
Ponies are 20% cooler! (at least)
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The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
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#3 by andrewk » Dec 25, 2011 9:01 pm
The epistemology and moral significance of Ponies had a whole episode of Seinfeld devoted to them (and a particularly amusing one in my opinion). So far as I know, the same cannot be said for Jesus.
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#4 by virphen » Dec 25, 2011 9:09 pm
The ideas surrounding the Jesus fella are indistinguishable from the produce of a pony's rear end.
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#5 by Made of Stars » Dec 25, 2011 9:11 pm
Photographic evidence for the existence of Ponies. Checkmate, Christians!
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#6 by Ironclad » Dec 25, 2011 9:51 pm
They are pony too, just like Cockney Jesus. Alwight me ole china? 
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#8 by XiledSpawn » Dec 28, 2011 7:43 am
This thread is relevant to my interests.
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Everypony equal, everypony loved!
"Until that day, that all are one" ~ Optimus Prime
Everypony equal, everypony loved!
"Until that day, that all are one" ~ Optimus Prime
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#9 by chairman bill » Dec 28, 2011 10:16 am
This is Jesus. The Buddhists were right; reincarnation. He's currently working his way up from a slug.
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#10 by Vosje » Dec 28, 2011 3:04 pm
Come and get me, JH witnesses!
I can say whatever I want. No one listens to me anyway!
The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
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#11 by Skinny Puppy » Dec 29, 2011 3:42 pm
I hope that you people realize that making fun of our Lord and saviour will put you on a fast track to hell! The God (of infinite mercy, love and forgiveness) won’t tolerate such blasphemy.
Just because Jesus is a horse’s ass doesn’t automatically imply that he’s a pony.
Just because Jesus is a horse’s ass doesn’t automatically imply that he’s a pony.
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#12 by patient zero » Dec 29, 2011 6:04 pm
Praise Celestia!
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#13 by Bribase » Dec 29, 2011 6:28 pm
Of course ponies exist! WHO do you think CREATED objective morals?
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#14 by MoonLit » Dec 30, 2011 3:37 am
XiledSpawn wrote:This thread is relevant to my interests.
Someone uses the word "Ponies" and out comes XiledSpawn!
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#15 by XiledSpawn » Dec 30, 2011 7:53 am
I'm addicted to Ponies!, and drinking. Ponies Drinking?
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#16 by Vosje » Dec 30, 2011 1:11 pm
No one ever believed in the invisible unicorn. Now she revealed herself and she brought friends! Praise the cupcakes!
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The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
The greatness of man lies not in his ability to control everything he sets his sight on, but in his ability to show kindness to all, including those that are not human.
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