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a witch exorcises viruses from computers.

#1  Postby Aca » Jan 17, 2016 9:49 am

this seems to be for real, there are few articles about her online.. :lol:

http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/ ... with-magic

We Talked to a Witch Who Casts Viruses Out of Computers With Magic

When nasty viruses infect the computers of folks up in Northern California, Reverend Joey Talley is on it.

The Wiccan witch—who is also an ordained minister through the State of California—not only offers services for people struggling with romantic heartache, depression, and other ailments, she also exorcises viruses from computers.

“No problem is too small, too big, or too weird” is Talley’s motto. Sure, she can do a love spell, but she’d rather face off with ghosts and demons.

To excise such entities out of a machine, she uses a variety of techniques—she might place stones on top of the computer, clear the dark energy by setting an intention with her mind, or cleanse the area around the computer by burning sage. The time it takes to clear these viruses depends on the nefariousness of the entity, she says: sometimes it takes just an hour, other times it can take up to four.

this an intro video on what she can do :doh:

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#2  Postby Briton » Jan 17, 2016 9:56 am

I wonder if she could sort Piper's printer?
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#3  Postby Animavore » Jan 17, 2016 10:30 am

Fuck this. I'm volunteering for the Mars mission.
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#4  Postby Mazille » Jan 17, 2016 11:07 am

I was going to say, I'd be impressed if she could make my middle brother get along with printers. Fixing computers is easy, but he's fucking cursed.
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