''I'm visited by aliens and have sex with them.''

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''I'm visited by aliens and have sex with them.''

#1  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 1:17 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yjJ0Jp3cc[/youtube]

This is absolute comedy gold. The woman claims to have a cat alien grandmother who is sitting with her doing her knitting (aliens do knitting!), and know an octopus alien called Ian. Poor old Chris French tries not to laugh in her face, and Holly and Phillip have a grand old time taking the piss. There is what must be a 30 second interval of complete, excruciating silence while they wait for her to pretend to travel astrally to Phillip's dressing room and look in his briefcase.
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#2  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 1:32 pm

:shock:

She's mentally ill, surely? What is the difference between her and the person in the mental health ward who thinks they're Jesus?
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#3  Postby kennyc » Mar 13, 2013 1:34 pm

OMG. What a wacko!

I'm sure she truly believes it.
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#4  Postby Animavore » Mar 13, 2013 1:35 pm

Scarlett wrote:
She's mentally ill, surely? What is the difference between her and the person in the mental health ward who thinks they're Jesus?


How they're probed.

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#5  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 1:37 pm

I can't decide whether she has problems or she's just trying to make a fast buck/get her 15 minutes of fame.
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#6  Postby Blackadder » Mar 13, 2013 1:40 pm

Scarlett wrote::shock:

She's mentally ill, surely? What is the difference between her and the person in the mental health ward who thinks they're Jesus?


Jesus didn't have sex with an alien. Although his mother did, apparently.
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#7  Postby hackenslash » Mar 13, 2013 1:42 pm

Ian the octopus man is on her head.

Fuckwit.
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#8  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 1:45 pm

Now if she's ill, this of course casts a different light on it. But I'm afraid I did actually laugh out loud all on my own in the house when everyone sat in silence as she mimed looking for the briefcase. Then when she says she can see one and is asked what it looks like, she says ''well it's a briefcase, I don't know if it's yours'' and then goes on to describe a generic briefcase. He gets his ''briefcase'' out at the end, it's not even a damn briefcase.
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#9  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 2:31 pm

Fallible wrote:Now if she's ill, this of course casts a different light on it. But I'm afraid I did actually laugh out loud all on my own in the house when everyone sat in silence as she mimed looking for the briefcase. Then when she says she can see one and is asked what it looks like, she says ''well it's a briefcase, I don't know if it's yours'' and then goes on to describe a generic briefcase. He gets his ''briefcase'' out at the end, it's not even a damn briefcase.


I did too, I also laugh at the ones who claim they can see your guardian angel, or the ones who claim to have conversations with god. Should we though? Or are they in need of help? (Genuine question).
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#10  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 2:39 pm

I would say not, unless it upsets them or seriously interferes with their lives.
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#11  Postby Animavore » Mar 13, 2013 2:41 pm

I laugh at everyone who isn't me, truth be told.
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#12  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 2:42 pm

Fallible wrote:I would say not, unless it upsets them or seriously interferes with their lives.


Yea, that's fair ;)
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#13  Postby Wiðercora » Mar 13, 2013 2:42 pm

Scarlett wrote::shock:

She's mentally ill, surely? What is the difference between her and the person in the mental health ward who thinks they're Jesus?


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#14  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 2:48 pm

Wiðercora wrote:
Scarlett wrote::shock:

She's mentally ill, surely? What is the difference between her and the person in the mental health ward who thinks they're Jesus?


Some things are so far off the radar that only a sound mind can concoct them.


Yes, that's fair too.


I particularly like when "aliens abduct people" and they're later found to have had a lovely holiday with their secret lover. I remember seeing a story like this ages ago, he went missing for days, told his wife he'd been abducted and experimented on by aliens, she believed him, turns out he was seeing his bit on the side :naughty2:
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#15  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 2:51 pm

:rofl:

And as Chris French says, why all that probing? All any alien would need to do in order to find out about the physical structure of humans is get hold of a copy of Gray's Anatomy.
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#16  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 2:53 pm

Something tells me she liked the probing bit the most :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#17  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 2:55 pm

:rofl:
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#18  Postby chaggle » Mar 13, 2013 2:56 pm

The same program had William Roache talking to his dogs through a psychic the other day.

I wonder if they're doing a long build-up to April 1st.
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#19  Postby Fallible » Mar 13, 2013 2:57 pm

They've got David Icke on tomorrow. Snork.
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#20  Postby Scarlett » Mar 13, 2013 3:01 pm

Fallible wrote:They've got David Icke on tomorrow. Snork.


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