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Re: Mediums

#341  Postby zulumoose » Nov 23, 2018 6:13 am

You know what these mediums say..

He who carries a tale by a dead cat, learns something he can in no other way.
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Re: Mediums

#342  Postby Wortfish » Nov 24, 2018 3:23 pm

SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.
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Re: Mediums

#343  Postby Thommo » Nov 24, 2018 3:37 pm

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Re: Mediums

#344  Postby laklak » Nov 24, 2018 3:56 pm

Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.
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Re: Mediums

#345  Postby BlackBart » Nov 24, 2018 4:01 pm

Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


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#346  Postby newolder » Nov 24, 2018 5:06 pm

Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.

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Re: Mediums

#347  Postby SafeAsMilk » Nov 24, 2018 8:07 pm

Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't.

Sure did. But it's funny how you didn't just accept the evidence I put forward. I mean, all you've done is make claims without anything to back it up, so if I just make a bald claim that's a perfectly valid bit of evidence by your measure, isn't it? Gosh, I wonder why you're head over heels for yours, but totally not psyched about mine?

There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.

I'd ask for real evidence, but I'm pretty sure you don't have any. Call it an inspired hunch.
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Re: Mediums

#348  Postby Evolving » Nov 24, 2018 8:17 pm

Not so much an after-life as an après-vie.
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Re: Mediums

#349  Postby Wortfish » Nov 24, 2018 11:22 pm

laklak wrote:
Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.

There are indeed witches and warlocks. And there are vampire bats and lycanthropes that prey on us. There are probably Sasquatch running amok in the forests of California setting fire to them. Not sure about Klingons, though.

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Re: Mediums

#350  Postby SafeAsMilk » Nov 24, 2018 11:51 pm

Man, they must make a bundle off you at any local paranormal conventions.
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Re: Mediums

#351  Postby Animavore » Nov 24, 2018 11:55 pm

I've been a medium for most of my adult life. It starting to look like I need to lay off the beer and rich foods if I want to keep that status.

EDIT: Looks like I already made that joke. Gotta stop drinking so much beers.
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Re: Mediums

#352  Postby BlackBart » Nov 25, 2018 12:10 am

Oh dear. Keep trying Wortfish. You never know, your trolling may one day reach the giddy heights of half-arsed.
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Re: Mediums

#353  Postby laklak » Nov 25, 2018 12:21 am

We ain't got Bigfeets here, we got skunk apes. I see'd one oncet, 'fore God. Stunk like PapPaw after a weeks huntin'.
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Re: Mediums

#354  Postby Hermit » Nov 25, 2018 6:02 am

laklak wrote:
Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.

And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.

Nessie. You forgot Nessie! How could you?

Although Nessie has not been seen in Loch Ness for years, she definitely exists, just not in Scotland any more. She has migrated and now lives in South Australia. Lake Bumbunga, about 125 kilometres north of Adelaide, to be precise. I know this because I have seen her. Yes, I do have evidence! Here is the photo I took of her. It's out of focus to maintain the tradition.

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Re: Mediums

#355  Postby Fallible » Nov 25, 2018 11:28 am

Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


There is a mean giant that eats naughty lying forum posters. I expect you to now be very afraid and repent. Get on with it, quick.
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Re: Mediums

#356  Postby Fallible » Nov 25, 2018 11:30 am

Wortfish wrote:
laklak wrote:
Wortfish wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?

No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.

There are indeed witches and warlocks. And there are vampire bats and lycanthropes that prey on us. There are probably Sasquatch running amok in the forests of California setting fire to them. Not sure about Klingons, though.

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Well, there are cling-ons.
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Re: Mediums

#357  Postby laklak » Nov 25, 2018 3:30 pm

Vulcans, too. They manufacture rubber.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
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Re: Mediums

#358  Postby felltoearth » Nov 25, 2018 3:34 pm

Fallible wrote:
Wortfish wrote:
laklak wrote:
Wortfish wrote:
No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.


And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.

There are indeed witches and warlocks. And there are vampire bats and lycanthropes that prey on us. There are probably Sasquatch running amok in the forests of California setting fire to them. Not sure about Klingons, though.

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Well, there are cling-ons.

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Re: Mediums

#359  Postby laklak » Nov 25, 2018 3:41 pm

We have the technology.
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Re: Mediums

#360  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Nov 25, 2018 4:45 pm

I've got video evidence of Klingons:




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