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Re: Mediums

#41  Postby tolman » Jul 08, 2014 12:46 am

laklak wrote:Never eat at a place called Mom's, never play cards with a man named Doc and never sleep with anyone more screwed up then you are.

But that's not fair - everyone is more screwed up than I am.
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Re: Mediums

#42  Postby tolman » Jul 08, 2014 12:59 am

Transilvanian wrote:Hy! Do you know famous TV mediums like James Van Praagh, Theresa Caputo, etc...

I take it that that's 'locally famous' or 'famous on daytime television' rather than 'properly world famous'?

Tthinking about it, do mediums actually travel well? All the ones I'm aware of over here seem to be home-grown.

Do cheats find it harder to cold-read outside their own country, is it tricky for team-based frauds to hire staff elsewhere, or have local self-believing delusionals and parasitic criminal fraud shitbags already got their markets pretty well supplied?

I am aware of the late unlamented Browne, but only really as a result of people pointing out what a cynical, worthless, lying piece of crap she was.
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Re: Mediums

#43  Postby laklak » Jul 08, 2014 2:14 am

tolman wrote:
laklak wrote:Never eat at a place called Mom's, never play cards with a man named Doc and never sleep with anyone more screwed up then you are.

But that's not fair - everyone is more screwed up than I am.


Have you tried wanking?
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Re: Mediums

#44  Postby BlackBart » Jul 08, 2014 6:56 am

Not since I heard about remote viewing. :shifty:
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Re: Mediums

#45  Postby The_Metatron » Sep 26, 2016 2:58 am

BlackBart wrote:Not since I heard about remote viewing. :shifty:

No worries, man. You're good. Carry on.


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Re: Mediums

#46  Postby Animavore » Sep 26, 2016 6:25 am

I used to be a medium, but I've been putting on the pounds of late.
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Re: Mediums

#47  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2016 8:30 am

Animavore wrote:I used to be a medium, but I've been putting on the pounds of late.

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It's well known that mediums have a high failure rate in providing satisfaction for their audience.

Being a large, I have never encountered this problem.

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Re: Mediums

#48  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2016 8:31 am

The_Metatron wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Not since I heard about remote viewing. :shifty:

No worries, man. You're good. Carry on.



Ill probably wait til I get home.
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Re: Mediums

#49  Postby Animavore » Sep 26, 2016 8:35 am

BlackBart wrote:
Animavore wrote:I used to be a medium, but I've been putting on the pounds of late.

L8
campermon wrote:

It's well known that mediums have a high failure rate in providing satisfaction for their audience.

Being a large, I have never encountered this problem.

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I don't think he's referring to his weight. :think:
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Re: Mediums

#50  Postby Fallible » Sep 26, 2016 8:40 am

Hat size?
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Re: Mediums

#51  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2016 10:24 am

Where's he got to btw?
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Re: Mediums

#52  Postby laklak » Sep 26, 2016 3:07 pm

Brewing up some devilish scheme in his secret laboratory, no doubt.
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Re: Mediums

#53  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Sep 26, 2016 4:19 pm

The punchline is: Small Medium at large.
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Re: Mediums

#54  Postby newolder » Sep 26, 2016 4:21 pm

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Re: Mediums

#55  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Sep 26, 2016 4:36 pm

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
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Re: Mediums

#56  Postby Transilvanian » Sep 26, 2016 5:47 pm

What do u think about this guy? How can he know such accurate personal details?
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Re: Mediums

#57  Postby Fallible » Sep 26, 2016 6:08 pm

Does he have nerdy thighs? Is he an alien with an iPad? Does he possess a blow-up girlfriend called Maxine? Does he want to stick his finger in an electrical socket? I'm not watching unless at least one of these is in evidence.
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Re: Mediums

#58  Postby laklak » Sep 26, 2016 6:59 pm

Beat me to it.
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Re: Mediums

#59  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2016 7:00 pm

Transilvanian wrote:What do u think about this guy?


He looks like an obnoxious twat.


How can he know such accurate personal details?


I haven't got a fucking Scooby. Does that allow us to conclude he's an actual "Medium"? No it doesn't. The little wankstain doesn't get to be one by default.
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Re: Mediums

#60  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2016 7:10 pm

laklak wrote:Beat me to it.


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