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Re: My new book, out today!

#21  Postby Aern Rakesh » Apr 01, 2011 12:39 pm

kiore wrote:I must say that after reading this book my life has changed for the better, I have received a promotion at work, my relatives have all won lottery and then mysteriously passed away leaving me the cash, my chakras have finally done that thing they are supposed to do, and women now find me irresistible (ok no change there really).
Thank you Jerome, I advise everyone to race out and buy a copy of this book, you will not regret it, I bought 4 myself.


Which, Mr Ratty, you have presumably stacked up and are standing on in order to reach the keyboard...
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Re: My new book, out today!

#22  Postby fraser » Apr 01, 2011 12:47 pm

I think :think: received my copy last year on the same day :doh:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#23  Postby kiore » Apr 01, 2011 12:50 pm

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kiore wrote:I must say that after reading this book my life has changed for the better, I have received a promotion at work, my relatives have all won lottery and then mysteriously passed away leaving me the cash, my chakras have finally done that thing they are supposed to do, and women now find me irresistible (ok no change there really).
Thank you Jerome, I advise everyone to race out and buy a copy of this book, you will not regret it, I bought 4 myself.


Which, Mr Ratty, you have presumably stacked up and are standing on in order to reach the keyboard...


And yet more fine uses for Jerome's life changing book, elevate yourself to a higher spiritual plane by standing on a stack of them, practical indeed! Anyone doubting their utility should first try this exercise for themselves, complete satisfaction guaranteed or money back in your next life.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#24  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 01, 2011 1:00 pm

All the 40 something aged women are probably wondering if that is a real picture of you on the cover.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#25  Postby Agrippina » Apr 01, 2011 2:15 pm

Well done, Jerome, congratulations. :cheers:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#26  Postby Macros1980 » Apr 01, 2011 2:18 pm

Agrippina wrote:Well done, Jerome, congratulations. :cheers:


He's beaten you, Durro and Hackenslash to a book release! :o

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Re: My new book, out today!

#27  Postby campermon » Apr 01, 2011 2:20 pm

:rofl:

Where's the book signing taking place?
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Re: My new book, out today!

#28  Postby HughMcB » Apr 01, 2011 2:53 pm

"Once I mastered The Forbidden Secret of Mazille!, my life has never been the same.... or my bathroom."
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Re: My new book, out today!

#29  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 01, 2011 3:04 pm

HughMcB wrote:"Once I mastered The Forbidden Secret of Mazille!, my life has never been the same.... or my bathroom."
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That could make it worth the purchase price. My wife is never satisfied with my cleaning quality, especially in the bathroom.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#30  Postby Dracena » Apr 01, 2011 6:11 pm

:lol: Best April fools today, I love the photo on the cover aswell :cheers:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#31  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 01, 2011 6:12 pm

Dracena wrote::lol: Best April fools today, I love the photo on the cover aswell :cheers:


I bet you do. I wonder if that's what he really looks like :ask:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#32  Postby DaveScriv » Apr 01, 2011 8:12 pm

campermon wrote::rofl:

Where's the book signing taking place?
:ask:


I was wondering that too. Colonic irrigation in a book shop brings mental images to mind which may take some time to go away.

One question Jerome, is Brentford mentioned in your book at all? Or talking sprouts?
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Re: My new book, out today!

#33  Postby DaveD » Apr 01, 2011 8:17 pm

Tyrannical wrote:
Dracena wrote::lol: Best April fools today, I love the photo on the cover aswell :cheers:


I bet you do. I wonder if that's what he really looks like :ask:

Yes, but with yellower skin.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#34  Postby jerome » Apr 01, 2011 10:43 pm

DaveD wrote:
Yes, but with yellower skin.


:mrgreen: :cheers:


Actually, as this seems an appropriate place - this is the dedication from the last real book I wrote, a supplement for the wonderful RPG Ars Magica called The Church. :) (There were four authors on that project, so I just wrote chapters about diabolist monks, the congregation and laity, and the monastic Rule.) As I doubt any of you will see it, well it went to the publisher just hours before RDF melted down, or the dedication would have been to here instead obviously, but you get the idea? Oh and the Devoted bit is a joke on a game mechanic - like many of my jokes its just an obscure geek reference :( Anyhow here is the dedication, I hope you take it in the spirit intended...

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(RaspK had an earlier book dedicated to him, but he must have seen that by now???)

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