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My new book, out today!

#1  Postby jerome » Apr 01, 2011 1:13 am

Hello! I am very excited to announce my new book, detailing my spiritual adventures and a guaranteed path to unleashing your full psychic power! Reasonably priced, the book launch today will be accompanied by a book signing and I’ll also be performing auric realignment, spiritual massage and colonic irrigation of the chakras for the lucky few who get to attend the signing!

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my book - published on April 1st 2011: Just $126.66!

This book has it all, all the accumulated wisdom I have gained from studying at the feet of great masters. Once I doubted the very existence of psychic powers, but years of studying have slowly revealed to me the magical wisdom of my Danish ancestry, the healing power of hops, and the deep secrets of the multiverse. With this book you can master them too!!! Sceptics will laugh and point and write blogs about you, but armed with these powers you can turn Hayley Stevens and her ilk in to a frog. (I turned Susan Blackmore in to a newt…. she got better.)

Learn how to

* Attract women — by spiritual gravity! * Become irresistible to NICE men! * Develop your Auric Armour! * Summon pixies to do your house chores! *Remote Homeopathy! * The Von Juntz formula! * Dream your way to Riches! * Get research funding from the SPR! * Banish Wiseman and other household pests! *Read the Prunes! * Cast a Deadly Spell! * See through peoples clothes with the Intellego Animal rite! * Pass through the gates of Alkoth! *Locate the Holy Grail in Stafford Castle! *The Secret of the Godlearners! *What Olaus Wormius was too scared to translate in the Necronomicon! *Look sharper than a Supermodel! *Turn Sceptics in to Small Amphibians! * The Forbidden Secret of Mazille! * Fly without Ryan Air! * Improve your Quidditch Technique!

Let’s face it, bending spoons is so 1974. With my esoteric training you will be able to bend minds, starting with your own!!!

From the publishers website –

“Jeromeis undoubtedly among one of the great mystics of our age, and a 7=6 Ineptus Exemptus of the Order of the Silver Twilight. In this book he finally reveals the results of years of occult study at Durenmar, his mastery of the obscure tomes of Bonisagus, and his esoteric heroquest with his friend DC to find the legendary lost treasure of the Cathars. Learn how with a German Secret Master named Axel he rediscovered the lost secret of Remote Homeopathy, and the terrible inner secrets of Romerian Witchcraft. A practical Self-Initiation Guide, this book can make you EVERY BIT AS PSYCHIC AS CJ, GUARANTEED!!!!”

I do hope you will all rush out and buy a copy this morning???

j x
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Re: My new book, out today!

#2  Postby james1v » Apr 01, 2011 1:19 am

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Re: My new book, out today!

#3  Postby Spinozasgalt » Apr 01, 2011 1:21 am

What a professional looking product! :tehe:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#4  Postby LucidFlight » Apr 01, 2011 1:42 am

I haven't even read it yet, and already it is my favourite book. Thank you, jerome.

(That cover photo is absolutely precious.)
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Re: My new book, out today!

#5  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 01, 2011 7:03 am

I knew Jerome liked the Woo, I just didn't realize the extent.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#6  Postby Ironclad » Apr 01, 2011 7:04 am

You will be sitting on a pile of gold so high man..
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#7  Postby Darwinsbulldog » Apr 01, 2011 7:20 am

Aprilz foolz.....
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Re: My new book, out today!

#8  Postby tnjrp » Apr 01, 2011 7:29 am

jerome wrote:Reasonably priced
:rofl:

More serjushly. Just reading the description has made me feel much more phsychic already! Thank you Jerome-bot! :cheers:
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Re: My new book, out today!

#9  Postby I'm With Stupid » Apr 01, 2011 7:39 am

I can't wait to become irresistible to nice men. No more bad boys for me.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#10  Postby Macros1980 » Apr 01, 2011 7:51 am

Can I become twice as psychic if I buy two?
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#11  Postby BlackBart » Apr 01, 2011 7:56 am

I'll wait for the movie. :)
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#12  Postby natselrox » Apr 01, 2011 8:48 am

:rofl:

Brilliant!
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Re: My new book, out today!

#13  Postby Darkchilde » Apr 01, 2011 8:55 am

Jerome, thank you for this book. It is brilliant, and it made my day. I can now believe in homeopathy, spiritual mystical energies, even in aliens from the Pleiades!
I think that your book is very cheap for the wisdom it imparts to the new and older generations.

And I love the picture! That kitty is wonderful!
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Re: My new book, out today!

#14  Postby jerome » Apr 01, 2011 11:41 am

Sales have been a bit slow. I blame James T' Indivisible Oneness for having better cats on the cover!
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Re: My new book, out today!

#15  Postby Darkchilde » Apr 01, 2011 11:55 am

jerome wrote:Sales have been a bit slow. I blame James T' Indivisible Oneness for having better cats on the cover!


Well, you can make a second edition, and put nothing else but kitties on the cover.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#16  Postby LucidFlight » Apr 01, 2011 12:06 pm

jerome wrote:Sales have been a bit slow. I blame James T' Indivisible Oneness for having better cats on the cover!

I don't know about that. That kitten – firmly but gently grasped – is pretty damned irresistible. Speaking of irresistible, how about those those deep, penetrating psychic eyes of yours — David Blaine meets Salman Rushdie.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#17  Postby mindyourmind » Apr 01, 2011 12:14 pm

REVIEW :
(Amazon)

This book takes cutting-edge theology, quantum scientificalisms and philosophical philosophy to make an inarguable case for the existence of woo. I am convinced, and predict (with my new-found psychic abilities) that it will be a best-seller.
So the reason why God created the universe, including millions of years of human and animal suffering, and the extinction of entire species, is so that some humans who have passed his test can be with him forever. I see.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#18  Postby Aern Rakesh » Apr 01, 2011 12:22 pm

But won't Blob-Man be suing you for revealing his secrets? :?
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Re: My new book, out today!

#19  Postby kiore » Apr 01, 2011 12:36 pm

I must say that after reading this book my life has changed for the better, I have received a promotion at work, my relatives have all won lottery and then mysteriously passed away leaving me the cash, my chakras have finally done that thing they are supposed to do, and women now find me irresistible (ok no change there really).
Thank you Jerome, I advise everyone to race out and buy a copy of this book, you will not regret it, I bought 4 myself.
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Re: My new book, out today!

#20  Postby mindyourmind » Apr 01, 2011 12:38 pm

kiore wrote:I must say that after reading this book my life has changed for the better, I have received a promotion at work, my relatives have all won lottery and then mysteriously passed away leaving me the cash, my chakras have finally done that thing they are supposed and women now find me irresistible (ok no change there really).
Thank you Jerome, I advise everyone to race out and buy a copy of this book, you will not regret it, I bought 4 myself.



I already knew you were going to say that :smoke:
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