Hello guys, check out this video. It contains some Scary Stories of Demonic Possession.




I hope you guys Like it..

Did not watch and doubt most others here will either - but you probably knew that already.

Welcome to the forum

First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony.

Got bored after that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_ ... planations

Next time start with something other than "Hi/hey guys", it'll look less like the same person posting the same stupid shit over and over again.

I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!

Thommo wrote:First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony.

If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends.

Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?

And here was me thinking that demons were the invention of fearful, ignorant, morons who didn't understand what mental illness was. Thanks for putting us straight Adam!

chairman bill wrote:Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?

Yes. 'Philosophy'.

What won me over is that these stories are 100% true, not just 93% true, or 50% true, but a full 100%.

That has to be legit, right? I mean you can't just make something up and claim it is 100% true, statistics like that convey certainty, which implies rigorous testing and peer review. Who am I to argue with the backing of the professional scientific community which must have verified these claims over and over again to reach 100% certainty?

Sendraks wrote:

Thommo wrote:First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony.

If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends.

"Do I buy one from a witch or vegan?"

AJ, do you actually believe this crap or have just posted it for comments?

If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.

Mazille wrote:
"Do I buy one from a witch or vegan?"

Yup, definitely my favourite part of that. And also the way "help pls" is pronounced.

Alan B wrote:
If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.

Works well for politicians too.

Hey guys! Could a nerd strangle a demon with his thighs?

Sendraks wrote:If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends.

It did. I think my favourite was quiche board.

AdamJohnson20 wrote:Hello guys, check out this video. It contains some Scary Stories of Demonic Possession.

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I hope you guys Like it..

You have the wrong website. You need http://www.irrationalfuckwittery.org

Thanks.

I know demons are real, you can find them in eunuchs.

Fallible wrote:I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!

What on earth possessed you to say that?