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Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
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Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
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by AdamJohnson20 » Apr 10, 2017 2:50 pm
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#2 by NuclMan » Apr 11, 2017 2:18 am
Did not watch and doubt most others here will either - but you probably knew that already.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#3 by Thommo » Apr 11, 2017 2:25 am
First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony. 
Got bored after that.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#4 by SafeAsMilk » Apr 11, 2017 2:34 am
Next time start with something other than "Hi/hey guys", it'll look less like the same person posting the same stupid shit over and over again.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#5 by Fallible » Apr 11, 2017 8:18 am
I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!
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If I hear that fucking phrase again, this baby's gonna blow
Into a million itsy bitsy tiny pieces, don't you know,
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#6 by Sendraks » Apr 11, 2017 8:19 am
Thommo wrote:First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony.
If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#7 by chairman bill » Apr 11, 2017 8:19 am
Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#8 by BlackBart » Apr 11, 2017 8:23 am
And here was me thinking that demons were the invention of fearful, ignorant, morons who didn't understand what mental illness was. Thanks for putting us straight Adam! 
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#9 by BlackBart » Apr 11, 2017 8:24 am
chairman bill wrote:Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?
Yes. 'Philosophy'.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#10 by Fallible » Apr 11, 2017 8:25 am
John Grant wrote:They say 'let go, let go, let go, you must learn to let go'.
If I hear that fucking phrase again, this baby's gonna blow
Into a million itsy bitsy tiny pieces, don't you know,
Just like my favourite scene in Scanners .
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#11 by zulumoose » Apr 11, 2017 8:38 am
What won me over is that these stories are 100% true, not just 93% true, or 50% true, but a full 100%.
That has to be legit, right? I mean you can't just make something up and claim it is 100% true, statistics like that convey certainty, which implies rigorous testing and peer review. Who am I to argue with the backing of the professional scientific community which must have verified these claims over and over again to reach 100% certainty?
That has to be legit, right? I mean you can't just make something up and claim it is 100% true, statistics like that convey certainty, which implies rigorous testing and peer review. Who am I to argue with the backing of the professional scientific community which must have verified these claims over and over again to reach 100% certainty?
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#12 by Mazille » Apr 11, 2017 9:08 am
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#13 by Alan B » Apr 11, 2017 9:10 am
AJ, do you actually believe this crap or have just posted it for comments?
If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.
If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#14 by Sendraks » Apr 11, 2017 9:39 am
Yup, definitely my favourite part of that. And also the way "help pls" is pronounced.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#15 by Manticore » Apr 11, 2017 10:06 am
Alan B wrote:
If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.
Works well for politicians too.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#16 by laklak » Apr 11, 2017 2:10 pm
Hey guys! Could a nerd strangle a demon with his thighs?
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#17 by Thommo » Apr 11, 2017 2:14 pm
Sendraks wrote:If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends.
It did. I think my favourite was quiche board.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#18 by Blackadder » Apr 11, 2017 2:21 pm
AdamJohnson20 wrote:Hello guys, check out this video. It contains some Scary Stories of Demonic Possession.
<garbage removed to prevent brain cell death>
I hope you guys Like it..
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#19 by crank » Apr 11, 2017 2:50 pm
I know demons are real, you can find them in eunuchs.
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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True
#20 by scott1328 » Apr 11, 2017 3:39 pm
Fallible wrote:I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!
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