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Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True

#1  Postby AdamJohnson20 » Apr 10, 2017 2:50 pm

Hello guys, check out this video. It contains some Scary Stories of Demonic Possession.




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Re: Scary Stories of Demonic Possession That Are 100% True

#2  Postby NuclMan » Apr 11, 2017 2:18 am

Did not watch and doubt most others here will either - but you probably knew that already.

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#3  Postby Thommo » Apr 11, 2017 2:25 am

First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony. :lol:

Got bored after that.

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#4  Postby SafeAsMilk » Apr 11, 2017 2:34 am

Next time start with something other than "Hi/hey guys", it'll look less like the same person posting the same stupid shit over and over again.
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#5  Postby Fallible » Apr 11, 2017 8:18 am

I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!
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#6  Postby Sendraks » Apr 11, 2017 8:19 am

Thommo wrote:First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony. :lol:




If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends. :mrgreen:
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#7  Postby chairman bill » Apr 11, 2017 8:19 am

Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?
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#8  Postby BlackBart » Apr 11, 2017 8:23 am

And here was me thinking that demons were the invention of fearful, ignorant, morons who didn't understand what mental illness was. Thanks for putting us straight Adam! :thumbup:
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#9  Postby BlackBart » Apr 11, 2017 8:24 am

chairman bill wrote:Why isn't this in the section for moronic bollocks? We do have a section for moronic bollocks, don't we?


Yes. 'Philosophy'.
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#10  Postby Fallible » Apr 11, 2017 8:25 am

:tehe:
John Grant wrote:They say 'let go, let go, let go, you must learn to let go'.
If I hear that fucking phrase again, this baby's gonna blow
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#11  Postby zulumoose » Apr 11, 2017 8:38 am

What won me over is that these stories are 100% true, not just 93% true, or 50% true, but a full 100%.

That has to be legit, right? I mean you can't just make something up and claim it is 100% true, statistics like that convey certainty, which implies rigorous testing and peer review. Who am I to argue with the backing of the professional scientific community which must have verified these claims over and over again to reach 100% certainty?
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#12  Postby Mazille » Apr 11, 2017 9:08 am

Sendraks wrote:
Thommo wrote:First one is about a ouija board. A literal child's toy from the makers of My Little Pony. :lol:




If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends. :mrgreen:

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#13  Postby Alan B » Apr 11, 2017 9:10 am

AJ, do you actually believe this crap or have just posted it for comments?

If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.
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#14  Postby Sendraks » Apr 11, 2017 9:39 am

Mazille wrote:
"Do I buy one from a witch or vegan?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Yup, definitely my favourite part of that. And also the way "help pls" is pronounced.
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#15  Postby Manticore » Apr 11, 2017 10:06 am

Alan B wrote:
If you turn the sound off you will see what utter crap it is. I do that with TV adverts. They are a hoot with no sound and expose what utter nonsense they are.


Works well for politicians too.
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#16  Postby laklak » Apr 11, 2017 2:10 pm

Hey guys! Could a nerd strangle a demon with his thighs?
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#17  Postby Thommo » Apr 11, 2017 2:14 pm

Sendraks wrote:If this doesn't amuse you, I'm not sure we can be friends. :mrgreen:


It did. I think my favourite was quiche board. :tehe:
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#18  Postby Blackadder » Apr 11, 2017 2:21 pm

AdamJohnson20 wrote:Hello guys, check out this video. It contains some Scary Stories of Demonic Possession.

<garbage removed to prevent brain cell death>


I hope you guys Like it..


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#19  Postby crank » Apr 11, 2017 2:50 pm

I know demons are real, you can find them in eunuchs.
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#20  Postby scott1328 » Apr 11, 2017 3:39 pm

Fallible wrote:I am now convinced that demonic possession is 100% true. Thanks, Adam!

What on earth possessed you to say that?
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