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Two bottled ghosts for sale

#1  Postby DoctorE » Mar 05, 2010 8:48 am

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TWO vials, which the owner claims contain the spirits of ghosts exorcised from a house in New Zealand, have been put up for sale on online auction site, TradeMe.

So far, bidding on "Two Captured Ghosts" had reached $NZ410 ($A316), and incited hundreds of comments, with advice ranging from how to get rid of the spirits for good, to the ethics of selling someone else's captured immortal essence.

Before the exorcism, the seller said he and his partner were plagued by noises, strange "vibes" and the mysterious flicking of switches. After contacting spiritualist churches, they were referred to an exorcist, who put the ghosts in the bottles.

Since having their troublesome housemates removed last July, the couple had experienced no further disruptions, he said.

The auction description claims the spirits were captured by an exorcist from a spiritual church at a property in Christchurch, the largest city on New Zealand's South Island.
The seller claims that one spirit belongs to a man who died in the house in the 1920s.

"We have had no (paranormal) activity since they were bottled on July 15, 2009," the seller said.

"So I believe they are in the bottles."

The auction said the "holy water" in the vials dulled the spirit's energy and put them to sleep.

To revive the spirit, the buyer would need to pour the contents into a dish and let it "evaporate into your house''.

"I just want to get rid of them as they scare me,'' the seller said.
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#2  Postby tnjrp » Mar 05, 2010 9:02 am

I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:
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#3  Postby PairOfFeet » Mar 05, 2010 9:10 am

tnjrp wrote:I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:

Dual personality?

Someone should drink them in front of the person selling them.
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#4  Postby tnjrp » Mar 05, 2010 9:14 am

I don't, as a rule, recommend drinking blue water or eating yellow snow :yuk:
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#5  Postby Scarlett » Mar 05, 2010 9:17 am

Holy water's not blue! Is the spirit blue? Why blue?

(Bollocks!)
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#6  Postby PairOfFeet » Mar 05, 2010 9:18 am

Paula1 wrote:Holy water's not blue! Is the spirit blue? Why blue?

(Bollocks!)

Why is kool-aid red? It's a marketing thing. Make the product look pretty so people will wanna buy it.
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#7  Postby -Sylvan-Shadow- » Mar 05, 2010 9:19 am

rofl not that i believe that crap, but they should totally give it to some scientists to conduct tests on :mrgreen:
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#8  Postby PairOfFeet » Mar 05, 2010 9:26 am

Wonder what would happen if you pour the water into a water pipe(smoke not plumbing) :think: . What would the ghosts think? :)
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#9  Postby chairman bill » Mar 05, 2010 9:43 am

tnjrp wrote:I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:


Well, if they were gay ghosts they might put the willies up each other :)
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#10  Postby Scarlett » Mar 05, 2010 9:45 am

chairman bill wrote:
tnjrp wrote:I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:


Well, if they were gay ghosts they might put the willies up each other :)

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#11  Postby -Sylvan-Shadow- » Mar 05, 2010 10:26 am

chairman bill wrote:
tnjrp wrote:I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:


Well, if they were gay ghosts they might put the willies up each other :)

:lol: what the hell
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#12  Postby tnjrp » Mar 05, 2010 11:42 am

This "putting of willies" reminds me of a raunchy/trashy fantasy collaboration between Robert E. Vardeman & Victor Milan, War of Powers series (originally in 6 parts) where two of the charaters were essentially what we have on sale here -- ghosts in bottles. They had been without sex for quite a while in life (the female one had died a virgin after following the abstinence philosophy of the male IIRC) and when they were put in the same bottle at one time, well, I'm sure you can guess what happened...
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#13  Postby Vesper » Mar 05, 2010 6:50 pm

If these ghosts can supposedly walk through walls.......

How the fuck did somebody trap them in bottles? Oh wait, let me think about this irrationally for a second.......they're magick bottles, of course :doh: :drunk:
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#14  Postby Varangian » Mar 05, 2010 8:45 pm

Vesper wrote:How the fuck did somebody trap them in bottles?


Where else to keep spirits? :drunk:
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#15  Postby Millefleur » Mar 05, 2010 9:02 pm

chairman bill wrote:
tnjrp wrote:I wonder what would happen if you poured them both into one bottle? :shifty:


Well, if they were gay ghosts they might put the willies up each other :)



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#16  Postby Alan B » Mar 05, 2010 11:27 pm

tnjrp wrote:...or eating yellow snow :yuk:

Particularly if you recognise the handwriting... :evilgrin:
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#17  Postby riddlemethis » Mar 05, 2010 11:29 pm

Oooo, maybe I'll buy them & we can drink them at the Convention in Melbourne & post it on You Tube.
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#18  Postby PairOfFeet » Mar 06, 2010 12:25 am

Alan B wrote:
tnjrp wrote:...or eating yellow snow :yuk:

Particularly if you recognise the handwriting... :evilgrin:

You mean dickwriting?
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#19  Postby NateHevens » Mar 06, 2010 12:43 am

OMG!!!!!

That is awesome! I would drink them... yes, even though the water's blue...

I'd just wait to see if I get possessed or something...

Ooh! No! Better! I'll put them in a vaporizer and smoke some weed with them! That would be epic!
Fuck off. I'm not interested.

Unless you're a hot chick or you have copious amounts of weed you want to share for free...

Then we can be friends...

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#20  Postby PairOfFeet » Mar 06, 2010 4:53 am

NateHevens wrote:Ooh! No! Better! I'll put them in a vaporizer and smoke some weed with them! That would be epic!

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