Apparently, the 100-year-old tamarind tree recently developed a “fist-sized sparkling” mound on a two-foot-long gash in its trunk, which kinda looks like a shmagina. And villagers in the Phayao province said they saw the numbers “008” in the trunk and decided to play those numbers for the lottery ... and won! I hope that they went back to the tree and offered it gifts of flowers and chocolate. There have yet to be any subsequent predictions,

twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?

campermon wrote:

twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?

Not enough to get any wood...

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.

twistor59 wrote:

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.

Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?

Mazille wrote:

twistor59 wrote:

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.

Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

If my sig wasn't that full already, there'd be a new quote for it.

twistor59 wrote:

Mazille wrote:

twistor59 wrote:

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.

Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

If my sig wasn't that full already, there'd be a new quote for it.

Perhaps I should clarify:

It would have to be plumbed in and wired up correctly. Just a gash with a hoodie on it's own is no good.
Also it would have to be in addition to my penis. I don't want to give that up....