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Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#1  Postby DoctorE » Aug 25, 2010 6:46 pm


Apparently, the 100-year-old tamarind tree recently developed a “fist-sized sparkling” mound on a two-foot-long gash in its trunk, which kinda looks like a shmagina. And villagers in the Phayao province said they saw the numbers “008” in the trunk and decided to play those numbers for the lottery ... and won! I hope that they went back to the tree and offered it gifts of flowers and chocolate. There have yet to be any subsequent predictions,


Pic of vagina tree: http://www.nerve.com/scanner/2010/08/24 ... ry-numbers
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#2  Postby HughMcB » Aug 25, 2010 6:48 pm

They won the lottery with 008? Was it up to 999? :scratch:
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#3  Postby DoctorE » Aug 25, 2010 6:52 pm

Its magic ;)
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#4  Postby Mazille » Aug 25, 2010 6:54 pm

:rofl:
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#5  Postby Fishflaps » Aug 26, 2010 4:45 am

This has to be the best thread title ever.
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#6  Postby twistor59 » Aug 26, 2010 6:13 pm

Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?
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#7  Postby campermon » Aug 26, 2010 6:16 pm

twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?


Not enough to get any wood...

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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#8  Postby twistor59 » Aug 26, 2010 6:20 pm

campermon wrote:
twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?


Not enough to get any wood...

:shifty:


Thread's been open for a day and only now we get the first woody joke...
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#9  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Aug 26, 2010 6:20 pm

My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.
what a terrible image
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#10  Postby twistor59 » Aug 26, 2010 6:22 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.


Wish I had a vagina. They're great.
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#11  Postby Mazille » Aug 26, 2010 6:51 pm

twistor59 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.


Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

If my sig wasn't that full already, there'd be a new quote for it.
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#12  Postby Tbickle » Aug 26, 2010 6:53 pm

twistor59 wrote:Does anyone else find that tree strangely attractive ?


Dendrophilia? :think:
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#13  Postby HughMcB » Aug 26, 2010 7:01 pm

^^ Oh nice! :thumbup:
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#14  Postby twistor59 » Aug 26, 2010 7:06 pm

Mazille wrote:
twistor59 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.


Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

If my sig wasn't that full already, there'd be a new quote for it.



Perhaps I should clarify:

It would have to be plumbed in and wired up correctly. Just a gash with a hoodie on it's own is no good.
Also it would have to be in addition to my penis. I don't want to give that up....
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Re: Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers

#15  Postby Tbickle » Aug 26, 2010 7:09 pm

twistor59 wrote:
Mazille wrote:
twistor59 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:My vagina predicts these things far more accurately than that tree's.


Wish I had a vagina. They're great.

If my sig wasn't that full already, there'd be a new quote for it.



Perhaps I should clarify:

It would have to be plumbed in and wired up correctly. Just a gash with a hoodie on it's own is no good.
Also it would have to be in addition to my penis. I don't want to give that up....


Well, you wouldn't really want the plumbing to be working entirely probably. That could lead to quite an embarrassing situation if you accidentally fathered your own children.
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