chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.
Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.
