chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

Alexander1304 wrote:Hello All,

What do you think of this story?

http://www.ghosttheory.com/2012/01/12/w ... l-universe

Now everybody, sing along with me...........

"Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse."

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Thank you!

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

Oh! So it WAS you! I suspected as much.

Doubtdispelled wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

Oh! So it WAS you! I suspected as much.

Suck it up Sista

(that's me there not me here obvs)

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Now now, if they were trolls they'd at least be pretending to be serious. But I think you know that

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Emmeline, CB and DD 'first class'?





Wrong universe mate. They're third rate here.

Have we gotten to nerd thighs and spontaneous combustion yet?

campermon wrote:

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Emmeline, CB and DD 'first class'?





Wrong universe mate. They're third rate here.

I know you, don't I. But over there, you look just like Clint 'Do I feel lucky?' Eastwood.

Well, do ya, Punk?

Weaver wrote:Have we gotten to nerd thighs and spontaneous combustion yet?

That's the other universe.

In this one it's 'spontaneous nerds' and 'thigh combustion'.

Doubtdispelled wrote:

campermon wrote:

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:





I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Emmeline, CB and DD 'first class'?





Wrong universe mate. They're third rate here.

I know you, don't I. But over there, you look just like Clint 'Do I feel lucky?' Eastwood.

Well, do ya, Punk?

Alexander1304 wrote:

r.c wrote:Don't feed the ...
Ah never mind.

You are talking to me? You mean 'don't feed trolls'?

If you could figure that out, I'm sure you cold figure out the sarcasm in the thread too no, and that the woman is either deluded or lying?

campermon wrote:

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

Emmeline, CB and DD 'first class'?



Wrong universe mate. They're third rate here.

Bloody cheek. Isn't it that time of year when you wash your cardigan and update your catalogue of artisan beer bottle labels?

I was once married to a woman from a parallel universe, a blasted realm of dark madness, an amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity. But I did not understand, I did not heed the gibbering fear her very presence engendered in my soul. In my callow youth I convinced myself it was only the flutterings of True Love, the consuming passion described by the Romantic Poets, to whose works I often turned. But in time my thoughts took a darker hue, the incessant drums, and the flutes, those accursed things! The constant, maddening, monotonous whine! I sometimes thought myself insane, or worse, wished I were.

It was an ugly divorce.

Alexander1304 wrote:Hello All,

What do you think of this story?

http://www.ghosttheory.com/2012/01/12/w ... l-universe

What do you think I think?

Alexander1304 wrote:

Emmeline wrote:

chairman bill wrote:Can I just point out that my consciousness has just been swapped with a parallel me in a parallel universe. The only difference is that the me in this universe isn't the handsome bastard that the me in the other universe happens to be, but he does have a considerable sexual magnetism about him, and is better endowed than anyone in my parallel universe. I can prove this - this me is not a handsome bastard, as anyone with half decent visual acuity could confirm, but he does have an amazingly big willy.

Doubtdispelled wrote:I've met CB in a parallel universe, and I can confirm that every word he says is true.

I've been to that parallel universe.
I look like Michelle Pfeiffer, with Carolyn Porco's brain, Jane Austen's wit & Hillary Clinton's balls.

You guys are first class trolls,I have to admit

She can't be trolling, Hillary Clinton has no balls.