A challenge to Philosomasizers
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
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by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 6:52 pm
Hm, I'm a child of the 80s, culturally speaking. Pantsuits? No.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#62 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 6:58 pm
Regina wrote:Hm, I'm a child of the 80s
Приходите революции, я куплю тебе новую шляпу.
I strongly disapprove of dressing children in pantsuits.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#63 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 7:09 pm
As long as you don't disapprove of pants, it's fine by me.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#64 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 7:10 pm
Pants. Off with them.
It's certainly not that I disapprove.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#65 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 7:12 pm
Too cold. Most of the time, anyway. Pants must stay on.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#66 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 7:15 pm
Regina wrote:Too cold. Most of the time, anyway. Pants must stay on.
Just make sure they do not overstay their welcome. And then, there are the 'stays', which also must not overstay their welcome.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#67 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 7:19 pm
You're the type that would sell his dear old granny down the river for a pun or an aphorism, aren't you? 
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#68 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 7:27 pm
Regina wrote:You're the type that would sell his dear old granny down the river for a pun or an aphorism, aren't you?
It's not the pun or aphorism. It's the unforeseen circumstance. Granny never saw it coming, and that's why I'm here.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#69 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 7:32 pm
So your grandad took her by surprise, is that what you are saying?
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#70 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 7:33 pm
Regina wrote:So your grandad took her by surprise, is that what you are saying?
Everything always takes everyone by surprise, at least in that department. Unplanned? Who has a plan?
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#71 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 7:36 pm
What department?
And yep, plans are overrated, IMO.
And yep, plans are overrated, IMO.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#72 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 7:59 pm
Regina wrote:What department?
And yep, plans are overrated, IMO.
The point is, I can't sell my granny down the river. She was down the river years before I was.
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
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Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#73 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 8:05 pm
It was a metaphorical granny anyway.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#74 by Cito di Pense » Apr 18, 2012 8:08 pm
Regina wrote:It was a metaphorical granny anyway.
All your relatives are metaphorical. Who's your daddy?
Хлопнут без некролога. -- Серге́й Па́влович Королёв
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
Translation by Elbert Hubbard: Do not take life too seriously. You're not going to get out of it alive.
-
Cito di Pense - Name: Al Forno, LLD,LDL,PPM
- Posts: 29545
- Age: 23
- Country: The Heartland
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#75 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 8:15 pm
He's most emphatically not metaphorical, no way José.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#76 by archibald » Apr 18, 2012 9:34 pm
Regina wrote: no way, José.
Ah. If only Cito's granny had said that on a certain occasion. How much more on topic this thread would have been able to stay.
Unless 'Jose' is Spanish for 'hoisery'.
"It seems rather obvious that plants have free will. Don't know why that would be controversial."
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#77 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 9:56 pm
You will have noticed that "stays" are a debate-worthy topic here, on or off.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#78 by archibald » Apr 18, 2012 9:59 pm
Have you heard the joke about the drunk man making love to a drunk woman in a darkened room, who notices that every time he, er, 'pushes', her toes curl up?
"It seems rather obvious that plants have free will. Don't know why that would be controversial."
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Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#79 by Regina » Apr 18, 2012 10:01 pm
No, I haven't. But what a weird coincidence!
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Kinky Friedman
- Regina
- Posts: 15627
Re: A challenge to Philosomasizers
#80 by archibald » Apr 18, 2012 10:06 pm
Regina wrote:No, I haven't. But what a weird coincidence!
Do you mean the coincidental toe curling of the woman in the joke, or the coincidence that this has also recently happened to you?
"It seems rather obvious that plants have free will. Don't know why that would be controversial."
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