Our Selfie Culture is abhorrent

scott1328 · **#181** by **scott1328** » Mar 27, 2018 12:00 am

I’ve walked through a screen door having too much Chardonnay, or was it Sauvignon Blanc, maybe Schlitz. It’s all a bit fuzzy now.

Alan C · **#182** by **Alan C** » Mar 27, 2018 8:32 am

Selfies are one thing, it's the fucking duckfaces that can irritate me. Why someone wants a photo of their face looking like a sphincter is beyond me.

BlackBart · **#183** by **BlackBart** » Apr 17, 2018 9:48 am

Mrs B just got given a free selfie stick by the hotel she's staying at. She told them "I can't tell you how grateful I am" :lol:

LucidFlight · **#184** by **LucidFlight** » Apr 17, 2018 10:01 am

Was their decision to supply a selfie stick driven by God?

BlackBart · **#185** by **BlackBart** » Apr 17, 2018 10:48 am

Yes. The hotel's 'Gratis Offers Department'. Or G.O.D.

SpeedOfSound · **#186** by **SpeedOfSound** » Apr 17, 2018 1:46 pm

I could but you know what? Fuck it.

jamest · **#187** by **jamest** » Apr 17, 2018 10:53 pm

How wide are selfie sticks? And what lubricants would you recommend?

Mike_L · **#188** by **Mike_L** » Apr 18, 2018 7:21 am

jamest wrote:How wide are selfie sticks? And what lubricants would you recommend?

Selfie colonoscopy? :shifty:

The_Piper · **#189** by **The_Piper** » Apr 18, 2018 2:28 pm

I have an actual endoscope, though a very cheap one. I've never given myself or anyone else a colonoscopy though. I'm eventually going to use it to explore animal burrows.