The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

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Re: The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

#21  Postby SafeAsMilk » Feb 09, 2016 4:08 pm

Oh, sorry I was unclear...I was referring to the OP quoting Bertrand Russell :D
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#22  Postby Blip » Feb 09, 2016 5:23 pm


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Re: The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

#23  Postby Alan B » Feb 09, 2016 5:28 pm

Actually, I think my bullshit is better than his bullshit...
I have NO BELIEF in the existence of a God or gods. I do not have to offer evidence nor do I have to determine absence of evidence because I do not ASSERT that a God does or does not or gods do or do not exist.
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#24  Postby laklak » Feb 09, 2016 8:07 pm

There's an insentient being inside me, it can be summoned with the proper amount of tequila.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! - Chicken Little
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Re: The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

#25  Postby pudgala2 » Feb 09, 2016 8:22 pm

Nut Cases
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[b]Po stop it.
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#26  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Feb 09, 2016 8:33 pm

Oh look, more mindless bullshit.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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#27  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 09, 2016 9:43 pm

Given a preaching-to-post ratio of 100%, I'm surprised there hasn't been action taken.
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#28  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 09, 2016 9:44 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:Given a preaching-to-post ratio of 100%, I'm surprised there hasn't been action taken.

As am I, my wise friend. As am I. :thumbup:
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#29  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Feb 09, 2016 9:52 pm

pudgala2 wrote:
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#30  Postby laklak » Feb 09, 2016 9:55 pm

Much deepityness.
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#31  Postby Evolving » Feb 09, 2016 9:59 pm

Bewildered hounds are looking at this thread and don't know what to say.
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#32  Postby Blackadder » Feb 10, 2016 10:13 am

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I have read your posts and carefully considered the content. In my (not inconsiderably) learned opinion, what you write can only be described in academic terms as a load of fucking bollocks.
That credulity should be gross in proportion to the ignorance of the mind that it enslaves, is in strict consistency with the principle of human nature. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
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#33  Postby SafeAsMilk » Feb 10, 2016 2:44 pm

Can we please not talk about Buddha's nuts?
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#34  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 10, 2016 7:46 pm

SafeAsMilk wrote:Can we please not talk about Buddha's nuts?

Is that where we rub for luck? :ask:
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#35  Postby SafeAsMilk » Feb 11, 2016 4:48 am

ScholasticSpastic wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:Can we please not talk about Buddha's nuts?

Is that where we rub for luck? :ask:

One rubs them for something, I'm sure.
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#36  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 11, 2016 9:29 pm

Why was the Buddha dissatisfied with his vacuum cleaner?
He kept letting go of its attachments.
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Re: The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

#37  Postby pudgala2 » Feb 11, 2016 10:32 pm

ELVIS PRESLEY LYRICS
"Hound Dog"


You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
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#38  Postby LucidFlight » Feb 11, 2016 10:35 pm

So... pudgala. How do you feel we can improve our lives through your teachings?
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#39  Postby Doubtdispelled » Feb 11, 2016 10:36 pm

LucidFlight wrote:So... pudgala. How do you feel we can improve our lives through your teachings?


We can sing Elvis songs. I need to go put one on now.....
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Re: The Sutra of the Sixth Patriarch According to pudgala2

#40  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 11, 2016 10:40 pm

THE DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS
"Too Drunk To Fuck"

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
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