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Gravitational Wave Dildo

#1  Postby twistor59 » Feb 19, 2016 9:18 am

Great animations of the travelling wave. I just had the inspiration to file a patent for a new pleasure device....

http://www.markushanke.net/on-gravitational-waves/
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#2  Postby BlackBart » Feb 19, 2016 9:57 am

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Re: Gravitational Wave Dildo

#3  Postby tuco » Feb 19, 2016 10:31 am

Dirty mind!

As a result, you can get effects such as refraction and backscattering, even in regions which are otherwise empty vacuum. This, again, is very unlike the electromagnetic case, which exhibits no such self-interactions ( Maxwell’s equations are linear ).


So why is all this so important ? Well, for one thing, being able to directly examine gravitational waves will give us a new tool with which we can observe the universe around us, and which provide us with new insights not obtainable from the EM spectrum.
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#4  Postby DavidMcC » Feb 22, 2016 3:58 pm

Don't let SS see this, he might get over-stimulated!
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#5  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Feb 22, 2016 4:55 pm

DavidMcC wrote:Don't let SS see this, he might get over-stimulated!

Too late! :naughty2:
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#6  Postby DavidMcC » Feb 25, 2016 4:41 pm

twistor59 wrote:Great animations of the travelling wave. I just had the inspiration to file a patent for a new pleasure device....

http://www.markushanke.net/on-gravitational-waves/

Come to think of it, isn't your avatar just a little bit phallic? I mean, come on! :naughty2:
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#7  Postby DavidMcC » Feb 25, 2016 4:44 pm

BlackBart wrote:The Universe; Ribbed for your enjoyment.

The undulations make it even better!
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#8  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Feb 25, 2016 7:53 pm

Regarding the OP: I think our Feynman phallus has a physics fetish.
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#9  Postby twistor59 » Feb 28, 2016 5:14 pm

CdesignProponentsist wrote:Regarding the OP: I think our Feynman phallus has a physics fetish.


Phallus? phallus?, no sir, it's a representation of the MEG experiment:

http://www.rationalskepticism.org/physics/big-higgs-announcement-coming-up-t32517-80.html#p1380075

how could you possibly think that I chose it because it looks like a knob. That would be juvenile :lol:
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#10  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Feb 28, 2016 11:51 pm

Sure. :thumbup:
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Re: Gravitational Wave Dildo

#11  Postby tuco » Apr 02, 2016 7:31 pm

Much been said on the subject, still some might find this interesting, they have dildo too:

Benno Willke

Benno Willke is leading the laser group at the AEI and is responsible for the Advanced LIGO pre-stabilized laser subsystem.

http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/specialy/hy ... /2.4.2016/

see English version.

Some technicalities and science for laywoman.
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Re: Gravitational Wave Dildo

#12  Postby crank » Jun 17, 2016 6:12 am

Oops, wrong thread, that was a dildon't.
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Re: Gravitational Wave Dildo

#13  Postby Fallible » Jun 17, 2016 6:41 am

DavidMcC wrote:
twistor59 wrote:Great animations of the travelling wave. I just had the inspiration to file a patent for a new pleasure device....

http://www.markushanke.net/on-gravitational-waves/

Come to think of it, isn't your avatar just a little bit phallic? I mean, come on! :naughty2:


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