A cow and a bull have been married off in a lavish Indian wedding - costing £10,000.
More than 5,000 villagers turned up to watch sacred cow Ganga and Prakash get hitched during the 1 million rupee Hindu ceremony held near Indore in Madya Pradesh.
The nuptials were organised by Ganga's guardian, Gopal Patwari, to save the region's harvest from a 'natural disaster'.
He said:: "Natural calamities like hailstorms and heavy rain occurred in nearby areas, destroying their crops.
"To prevent this from happening to our villages we organised this wedding on the advice of Sadhus and holy men.
"We have been told this will maintain peace in our village."
Cow and bull get MARRIED
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by the_5th_ape » Apr 17, 2014 1:18 pm
Cow and bull get MARRIED in lavish Indian wedding ceremony costing £10,000
Thanking God for sparing you in a natural disaster is like
sending a thank-you note to a serial killer for stabbing the family next door
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sending a thank-you note to a serial killer for stabbing the family next door
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Re: Cow and bull get MARRIED
#2 by I'm With Stupid » Apr 17, 2014 1:31 pm
"Advised" by holy men who get a large chunk of that money, by any chance?
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Re: Cow and bull get MARRIED
#3 by babel » Apr 17, 2014 1:35 pm
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED THAT ONCE GAYS COULD MARRY ANIMALS WOULD BE NEXT!!11!!
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Re: Cow and bull get MARRIED
#4 by Alan B » Apr 17, 2014 1:38 pm
I'm With Stupid wrote:"Advised" by holy men who get a large chunk of that money, by any chance?
Oh, surely not! Indra Forbid!
And when the natural disaster happens, will the bull & cow get divorced and the 'holy man' give the money back? Will they fuck!
The 'holy man' will probably name sum luckless scapegoat for any crop failures...
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