Truly horrifying
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Spearthrower wrote:http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150728-coffee-the-bitter-end-of-our-favourite-drink
I say we cease all other human activities, and plunge all our resources, infrastructure and technology into combating this evil!
Darwinsbulldog wrote:Spearthrower wrote:http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150728-coffee-the-bitter-end-of-our-favourite-drink
I say we cease all other human activities, and plunge all our resources, infrastructure and technology into combating this evil!
Well, coffee causes cognitive decline so it's not all bad!
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
Mazille wrote:So move the coffee belt, or breed varieties more resistant to excessive rain.
Mazille wrote:It will happen. No way anyone would let one of the top cash crops just die.
Matt_B wrote:Hopefully we're not also about to hit peak tea.
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
Spearthrower wrote:Could you please just insta-ban anyone who uses the T word again? And perhaps some warnings for derails which don't include at least a modicum of panic, targeted blame, or calls for World War 3?
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
campermon wrote::rofl:
Spearthrower wrote:Mazille wrote:So move the coffee belt, or breed varieties more resistant to excessive rain.
Desist with your balanced and logical reasoning - it's not welcome here! This thread is about one thing: Fear and Panic... well, two things: fear, panic and the horrors of a coffee-less existence... no three things!
Mazille wrote:It will happen. No way anyone would let one of the top cash crops just die.
Aha! That's more like it - there's a conspiracy in there somewhere: you work on it a bit, then we can open a website with random sized fonts in absurd colours against a background which is far too busy to read text on!
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