Posted: Apr 09, 2012 8:05 pm
by Moonwatcher
surreptitious57 wrote:If God is female then she has perfect symmetry and brown skin and
long fingers and a husky voice and never ages beyond twenty four
or puts on weight or has periods or gets pregnant but has lots of
lesbian sex with her equally adoring girlfriends and survives on
just four things : chocolate : friendship : cigarettes and yoga
She also has universal and eternal altruism as standard and
so any one who is nice to her gets rewarded appropriately


And if she came down and brought her daughter into the world by having sex with a mortal man, we can forget the rape accusation because we can reasonably guess he volunteered.