Posted: Apr 23, 2010 12:07 am
There are just too many but here are a few:
Hi, we’ve come to bring you the good news, the end is near.
An actual conversation with a woman from Brazil in a bar at the Indianapolis Ramada Inn:
Her: You can’t be an atheist, you have to believe in something, what do you believe in?
Me: Science, reason, logic.
Her: I mean something real.
This one really floored me, it came from a woman that was at a family party that I had never met, but was a part of the extended family on the inlaw’s side:
“God took my baby away to make me a better Christian. I believe that Christ is my lord and savior and that I will be with my baby again in heaven. It is his plan.”
I should mention that she was a bit tipsy at the time and didn’t start speaking in tongues until after the third or fourth tray of tequila-lime Jello shooters had made it’s rounds. After that she started making more sense.
Hi, we’ve come to bring you the good news, the end is near.
An actual conversation with a woman from Brazil in a bar at the Indianapolis Ramada Inn:
Her: You can’t be an atheist, you have to believe in something, what do you believe in?
Me: Science, reason, logic.
Her: I mean something real.
This one really floored me, it came from a woman that was at a family party that I had never met, but was a part of the extended family on the inlaw’s side:
“God took my baby away to make me a better Christian. I believe that Christ is my lord and savior and that I will be with my baby again in heaven. It is his plan.”
I should mention that she was a bit tipsy at the time and didn’t start speaking in tongues until after the third or fourth tray of tequila-lime Jello shooters had made it’s rounds. After that she started making more sense.