Posted: Feb 19, 2015 9:09 pm
by Rumraket

An Easter Surprise:
A Quantum Hologram of Christ's Resurrection?
by Chuck Missler

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Dame Isabel Piczek—a Hungarian trained particle physicist and internationally renowned monumental artist—has apparently uncovered hard, scientific evidence that Jesus Christ did, in fact, rise from the dead.

The object of her study is a simple piece of ancient fabric known as the Shroud of Turin.

This is grade-A supreme woo and bullshittery on a hitherto unseen scale. It's like timecube guy had child with Ray Comfort and Deepity Chopfuck genetically manipulated the zygote. I have tears in my eyes from laughing at the bullshit in that article. Holy fuck.

I'll leave you with a little appetizer:
Dame Piczek explains the complicated physics behind the image on the Shroud: “As quantum time collapses to absolute zero (time stopped moving) in the tomb of Christ, the two event horizons (one stopping events from above and the other stop-ping the events from below at the moment of the zero time col-lapse) going through the body get infinitely close to each other and eliminate each other (causing the image to print itself on the two sides of the Shroud).