Posted: Dec 06, 2016 9:58 pm
by Calilasseia
Aca wrote:
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands. He also claims to be able to make women’s breasts bigger


Pics and video in the link

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/06/bishop-cl ... to=twitter


Oh this is hilarious.

Of course, the thought that men could make their penises bigger, if only temporarily, by massaging said penises with their own hands, is almost certainly one of those thoughts the same bishop would rail against with fire and brimstone preaching.

Another instance, I suspect, of the depressingly predictable tendency in religions, whereby a self-styled "prophet" tells everyone that they have to subject their sexual behaviour to his (it's usually a male "prophet", isn't it?) strict control, but the same doesn't apply to him because he's specially anointed by his magic man.

This latest skidmark on the underpants of humanity wouldn't happen to be related to Warren Jeffs, would he? By something more than the usual common ancestry?

For those unfamiliar with Warren Jeffs, this is the slimeball who told his idiot followers that they needed his personal sanction before having sex, even when married to each other, whilst helping himself to a string of "child brides" (read: underage girls coerced into being recipients of his attentions for the usual Hide The Sausage games).

EDIT: find out more about the creepy Jeffs here, if you have a strong stomach.